Of the derrière variety…

Spent Wednesday evening crouching in front of the freezer mopping out water whilst it was defrosting (the glamour)

Can now barely sit down due to some kind of weird deep bruise to arse cheek muscle.

To the extent that tonight’s ride is now 50/50

That’ll learn me eh?

teach you

sighhhhh

Sorry, missed the 😉

But, yeah jump straight into the pendantry, of what was meant to be light hearted thread of self-deprecating humour

🙂

Spent Wednesday evening crouching in front of the freezer mopping out water whilst it was defrosting

That is the most obscure euphemism I have read in a long time. 😆

Quick, everyone over from the ‘neighbours bush’ thread

Apostrophe missing there ^^^

I recommend completely covering a cat in Sudocrem then applying said cat to the affected area.

Not sure it was a pussy that caused the bruising whilst bent over…….