Got given a crate of larger for christmas from my boss. I’m not that keen on carling give me some cocktail ideas to improve the drink.

From your spelling it appears you’ve drunk half of it already. 🙄

Throw it in the bin and buy some spirits to make a proper cocktail.

Drop a Black Russian in it. Drink in one.

(if you’re incredibly stupid or 20)

Snake bite with diamond white?

Sounds like you need some lemonade in it.

Half pint lager, half pint coke, shot of amaretto, tastes like Dr pepper.

Shake a can until it is ready to explode and then stick it in the freezer. Once it is fully frozen, pull the ring pull and put it on a table to see what happens.
Try the same with a can you haven’t shaken and observe the difference.
Put a can of shaken beer into a fire and watch.
Try the same with an unshaken beer
Google beer can tricks
Repeat until you have got rid of it all

Ice cold, add roses lime cordial.

Could you distill it, and then use the resulting alcohol as brake pad cleaner?

Half Carling, half milk = The “Horse Jizz”

Snake bite with diamond white?

Just what I was thinking – I’ve had some terrible nights doing that.

I might try the tricks. Unless anyone wants some free beer (buyer collect).

Add Smirnoff Ice – Turbo Shandy

Sounds like a job for TURBO SHANDY

Yep, turbo shandy is about all it’s good for.

At least you’ll have a drink that’s bigger than every one else’s.

Or use it for playing centurion.

Just give it to somebody who likes crap lager, surely?

Just shot gun it

Throw it at someone

Take 6 cans. Shake one. Shuffle them and then play Beer Hunter.

Donate it to your local park?

Drains it cleans them.

If you can get hold of some Picon Biere, or know someone coming back from France soon who can bring you some, stick that in it. Tastes like bitter marmalade. It’s what my dad does after every Christmas when he buys in a load of cheap lager for family parties and then I buy him a bottle of Picon to get rid of the surplus.

So, how was last night?

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So, how was last night?

He drowned.