Naturally as a highly competitive racer I subscribe to the removal of all body hair to ensure both optimal aerodynamics and to lessen the discomfort involved during getting in and out of my skin suit.
Now having won every singlespeed cyclocross event I've entered over the past three years I'm looking at stepping up my game.
Having watched the redbull rampage and various other youtube examples of "sending the gnar" several times, I'm now confident that I have all the required skills to excel in this field and raise my game.
My question, given my rapidly increasing Gnar levels and my preference for zero body hair, could anyone recommend a suitable merkin manufacturer as I don't want to be mocked in the post ride showers.
I had managed to make a set of pretty cool "Fox Racing" & "Mint Sauce" ones from some carpet samples I had laying around, if anyone's interested I'm thinking of selling them?

