Prick exams aren’t my strong suits

TSY – Will you need a chiropodist or will someone a little less be ok?

Attention whoring again :rol:

🙂 😉 etc.

EVERYBODYLOOKATMEIWANTYOUTOBETHINKINGABOUTMYPENISINSTEADOFHORAS!!!!!!

I wanted to raise the profile of this debilitating condition.

It’s hard knowing you’re suffering on your own so I thought I’d share with you guys.

I think you’re still suffering on your own.

You just have a lot of people pointing and laughing at you as well, now.

It’s hard knowing you’re suffering….

You get hard knowing you are suffering? There are professionals available if you like that kind of thing.

They’ve all got different helmets in that picture of posted by scaredypants 😯

sooty – you missed trying to make a joke out of the ‘raise the profile’ bit…

You need to toughen the old chap up a bit.

Try using turps instead of lube next time you bash the bishop.

You’ll soon have skin like a deep sea fishermans fingers. And besides, any warts, knobbles and rough patches that develop will only please the ladies more…….

try this…seems to be designed for the very problem your plagued with
http://www.assos.com/en/19/singleProduct.aspx?cat=6,19,31,36&prod=352

USAGE?
Apply a thin layer of gel directly to clean dry skin in the affected area. A lengthy massage is not required.

INDICATION?
Suitable for relieving discomfort and repairing skin damage caused by friction of the genital area against the saddle. Effective, long-acting performance due to the use of natural ingredients with an anti-irritant, skin normalizing action, which aids the normal tissue repair processes. Formula based on natural ingredients, containing no colorants, perfume or preservatives. Suitable for men and women, all skin types.

Try using turps instead of lube next time you bash the bishop.

😯

Are you female?

A lengthy massage is not required.

I might censor that bit of the instructions if I can find someone to apply it for me 🙂

Was wearing new shorts

Fresh out of the packaging? Need to wash before the first wear or you’ll get chafed. Not that I ever forget this important advice, oh no.

Am also getting chafage, but in the, er, inner thigh area.

Only happened after I put on piles of weight.

So there’s you’re answer, Yeti, you’re clearly the obese scourge of normal society and should be ridiculed at all costs (especially by hora).