To assist with a game of celebrity death bingo in the office I need to compile a list of celebs who are getting on in years or living a life style that might get them there sooner than they would like (Pete Docherty would fall in to this category). They need to be high profile enough to appear on the news should they expire.

Your thoughts please:

(STW game could be set up as well if you like but I need a list first)

Called “The Coffin Club” in our local.

I think I have PD James, Fidel Castro and some other actor.

Prize was shared between 4 people who got one corpse each last year. Not a great year TBF.

Justin Bieber – autoerotic asphyxiation mishap.
Prince Philip – trips over a corgi and breaks a hip, pneumonia sets in.
Constable Reg Hollis – chokes on his own beard.
Sporticus – highway high jinks, drag race with Robbie Rotten ends in fiery death.
David Bellamy – lost in the undergrowth, presumed dead.
Christopher Lloyd – life imitates art, slips and cracks his head off the toilet bowl. Never regains consciousness.

Surely Dot Cotton off eastenders has to be on the list? I thought she would be a gonner years ago!!

Deadpool!

Hmmm –

I’d go for Cliff Richard, choking on his own vomit after a week long heroin ‘n hookers bender in Vegas.

Maggie!

Hugo Chavez… but get it in quick.

Not in any order

Maggie
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Prince Philip
Gazza
Mandela
Kirk Douglas
Shakira
Duchess of Cambridge (car accident)

Ex-pope Benedict.

With our*Dead Certs” club we pick a good body each and put them in a hat for a random draw. Always a fine balance between choosing a real hell raising crocker that someone else might pull out and choosing an old war horse who should be getting into a slow decline.

Castro a good call but I do like the Gove option. Surely someone will bump him off soon.

One of the Stones has to peg soon.
Wilko Johnson is a cert
Bieber is more likely to die at the hands of a teenage lynch mob after last nights debacle.

Nelson Mandela

Mugabe
Assad

Sadly I dont think Mohammed Ali will go on too much longer. Going to be a very sad day when it does come

Bernard Cribbins

Lindsay Lohan?

pstorious?

One of the early Bonds? Connery, Moore they’re both looking a bit ropey how old is Lazenby?

Got to be worth a fiver.

Charlie Sheen?

Nice game. Wonder what a coincidence it would be if a Nephew of a recently deceased star was a stw’er?

Piers Morgan
*crosses fingers*

You’re Jimmy Saville’s nephew?!?!?! 😯

Robbie Coltrane.

Thanks all, i’m not not jimmy’s nephew i am pleased to say. The last game paid out with the demise of Winehouse and i’m just getting round to starting it up again. Serious business this – its £10 in for a random name out of the hat.

Harry the Spider wins!

Well done Harry – Chavez didn’t last long. who can i replace him with?

Forsyth is on borrowed time

Forsyth. Hadn’t thought of him. 85.

Don’t forget the Queen.

Stephen Hawking

Berlusconi

Gentlemen, for all things celebrity death predictions related, you need look no further than the Deathlist website – http://www.deathlist.net. These chaps have been at it for absolutely ages and have pretty much written the book on this type of activity. They’re having a good year so far. Some of the obits are absolutely hilarious as well. Enjoy.