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  • Catchy Handyman names.
  • flip
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    My friend is setting himself up as a handyman with a sign written van and would like a catchy name to display.

    Anyone got any humourous ideas?

    bassspine
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    Singh and son
    you tried the cowboys now try the indians

    carbon337
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    Bodge-it & Scarper

    deadlydarcy
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    Anything as long as it doesn't say "handyman". It suggests he's only ok at a lot of things (even if he's brilliant at everything).

    julianwilson
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    A friend of a friend is a dutchman named Wim. He is a builder with a few employees, does anything from front garden walls to roofing and extensions. Calls his company 'Wim'll fix it.' 😀

    fubar
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    bing bang bosh (!? perhaps not)

    or he could risk the wrath of Disney and go for 'Handy Manny' (and borrow a few graphics)

    iDave
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    Hammer Time

    BoardinBob
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    neilsonwheels
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    ummmm bad colourful language.!

    flip
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    @Boardin bob

    Superb, that was in FHM years ago still makes me laugh 😛

    andydicko
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    "Hire A Hubby"

    sq225917
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    this one is comedy, but true.

    Builder in Hastings- wait for it….

    William the concretor..

    if you wnat witty suggestion it might help if you give us his name and full range of intended services on offer.

    skidartist
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    How about the tagline "You can watch while I screw"?

    Crell
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    Well as a spammer brought this thread back from the dead

    sam_underhill
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    I had “Tony the Tiler” do some tiling for me.

    bikebouy
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    “Bob the Builder”

    I’llgetmecoat..

    Trekster
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    Saw this on a van in town yesterday; Grand Dads Shed 😆

    mastiles_fanylion
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    Andy Mann

    Muke
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    Paul Mycock….plumbing services

    montylikesbeer
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    “just nipping down to the yard love, I’ll be back in half an hour, honest, Ltd”

    It has an honest ring about it

    breatheeasy
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    “A man who Can”

    Hey, I know…..

    craigxxl
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    Mr Fix It

    Spud
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    Hire a Husband on a pink van this morning on the way to work.

    schnullelieber
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    Amanin Ltd

    Hate DIY? Get Amanin.

    Or

    Spam Spam Spam Spam

    Tom83
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    There’s a plumbers van I used to see when i lived in Southampton with B.J.Champion on the side.

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