OK, not really paradise. But I am in the BA lounge in San Fran airport waiting to come home. My flight doesn’t even board for another 2.5 hours.

I’ve got access to:-

Free Beer (Sierra Nevada and Bass)
Free internet (which I am on)
Rank sarnies (they’re always the **** same here)
American crisps (so no salt n vinegar)
Wine (although they’re Robert Modavi and I don’t rate him)
Spirits of various sorts

I really should be pigging in, but, for some reason I can’t be arsed.

Oh, and there are Oreos too.

I might experiment later with cocktails including Oreos.

I’m also highly flatulent – so if, by chance, any one on here is actually in the lounge with me – best not sit in the library area…..