Handlebar bracket for NiteRider Trail Rat.

Forward facing, so if you want your lamp to point forward rather than upward you have to rotate your brake lever and shifter under the bars.

Pants.

Testicles/scrotum.
Vulnerable, ugly.

Many Crank Bros products, pumps in particular.

Jones

😈

The bloody clutch cable that neatly runs from the clutch lever, straight over the ignition key cylinder and down to the gearbox on my FZ6.

Glove box handle mechanism on Mk3 Mondeos, just so pants. Oh, and another light one, the Ay-up fixing bracket that’s zip tied to the bars and won’t clear some stems, and is permanently attached, and is uglier than an ugly thing

oh, and Jones.

Pandas. Useless, pathetic bears with small cocks, ridiculous eating habits and the confidence of a spotty 14 year old boy at a hen party. If they didn’t look cute we’d have killed them all off years ago and quite rightly.

Fox forks?

and yet before Humans destroyed their habitat, they managed to survive for millennia. Weird, huh?

If they didn’t look cute we’d have killed them all off years ago and quite rightly

not edible, either.

Ford Edsel

Ford have a reputation for this sort of thing

well I’ve just been reading up on Pandas and it turns out that Chinese zoos use panda porn films to get (apparently succesfully) pandas in the mood. So they’ve gone up in my estimation a little bit.

Pandapron? WTF?

Pandapron? WTF?

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. I’ve just dug some bambo canes out of the shed and i’m going to chase Mrs Spider round the bedroom.

I had to work on these once, I am sorry London. I have shaken the hand of the man who designed them and failed to punch him with my free hand.

MTT, that’s not too far across the way from Flash Towers. Nasty, nasty buildings…!

Is that MI6 in the foreground… and The Costa Del Sol in the background?

CFH, as I am sure you are aware you will be getting this soon;

I had nothing to do with this but was party to some amusing emails from Board Directors regarding ODPM. I wish I still had them.