Haven’t been here for a while. Pre hack-gate when there was just the one forum. 3 years probably. Anyway…

Inbreds / Cotics
England vs Scotland ‘banter’
“Why so many roadies here”
Emmigrating to the Antipodes
Undoing SRAM powerlink connectors

Nothing changes – it’s like I’ve never been away!

welcome back, dya remember me?

A few days ago you could have joined the old-timers reminiscing about the grandeur of the Picolax thread and the Bombers joke. Much Kleenex was required. 🙄

Change is scary.

camo…. the old timers go out their way to make n00bs feel like they’re not welcome, its a well known major criticism of this beautiful forum.

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. until you organise a group ride, then all of a sudden everyone wants to play with your willybe your friend.

bunch of ho’s really 🙄

Everyone’s names have changed. Did you stalk me?

I remember Jedi, Sanny, Hora, the Prawn, and a few others.

Nothing changes – it’s like I’ve never been away!

I’m getting bored of your incessant chatter already.

Hi.

i must admit, i’m a post crash member.

Jedi and hora are still here, Jedi tends to only really check the bike forum though, not the chat forum.

Welcome back.

Jedi tends to only really check the bike forum though, not the chat forum

Almost like he has something better to do with his time!

Ah – I remember Drac.

if you remember the prawn, its been a lot longer than 3yrs

camo…. the old timers go out their way to make n00bs feel like they’re not welcome, its a well known major criticism of this beautiful forum.

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. until you organise a group ride, then all of a sudden everyone wants to play with your willy be your friend.

bunch of ho’s really

You said a whole lot there, Phil. Even I want to play with your willy be your friend and I’ve not even been to one of your sexy group affairs. 😳

You haven’t lived till you’ve done an evening in a lay-by with Phillywilly And Yetiweti.

i must admit, i’m a post crash member.

You say it like its a bad thing.
Hey I never wanted to play with your willy, just turn your head upside down.

I miss theprawn, he was good for dealing with the ‘big hitters’

ahhh quifbeard!

prawn was THE ORIGINAL big hitter.

Anyway, you must remember me?

*hopes*

Theprawn was good. Beer was brilliant too.

i thot hora was a total newb?

Welcome back!!

Who the hell are you?

(-:

It’s all coming back to me now.

Cynical-al – Edinburgh

Hora isn’t a newb. Its justthat when he wakes up every morning, all the knowledge he ammassed the previous day has been erased. So his mind is a blank piece of paper.

Throughout the course of the day he will scribble on that blank piece of paper like a 3 year old with some felt tips on a whitewashed wall.

Then at the end of the journey of discovery, he closes his eyes like Macca Pacca off the Night Garden and the whole process starts again

*day dreams about binners and hora being the inspiration for the hit comedy ’50 first dates’*

Ahhh… Darcy, shhh… I don’t want too many people knowing where the ‘weti’ bit comes from.

Let’s keep those golden moments to a select few, eh?

nobody ever wants to play with my willy and its the only reason I started the pootles.

(hora doesn’t count)

change your profile picture to:

and a promise you your world will be a more erotic place

theprawn, the greatest troll of all time!

Can I bring back Sealoin? I think I’m circa 2002.

theprawn, the greatest troll of all time!

Wouldn’t happen now. Mark would pap himself at the thought of such insolence.

I go back to 2003, well pre-hack.
Ahhh, those were the days…
(…goes off into misty-eyed reminiscence).

I hadn’t realised it had been three years, but the date on this image is 22/12/2008

phil, if I changed my profile pic to that, people would just confuse me with you.