Reminds me of the Russian (I think) bloke who went to open a bank account and was given a several page contract to sign. He took it away to read, decided he didn’t like some of the clauses and so printed a different version (that looked very similar) which he signed and returned to the bank. The Bank Manager signed it too and the bank account was opened according to that contract.
The Bank Manger was surprised to receive £30 bills for every letter his client sent him with £60 penalties each time they did not respond within 48 hours. I can’t remember the exact outcome but the first judge ruled that the contract was valid and not unreasonable.