I can't seem to get this stain out of my carpet…

Was aRRRGGGHH! gaaaaghhh the sound of you making a stain on the carpet ?

people will reply to any old shit eh.

Get dark brown carpets. Shit don't show up then.

… or just stop murdering prostitutes in your living room.

b&q rug doctor ftw

or bleach followed by warm battery acid

warm battery acid

What's the best way to warm it up – wack the battery in the microwave for about 30 seconds ?

Yeah go on try it.

Stupid idiot…. 😡

Stupid idiot

😕 Why ….can you think of a better way to warm it up ?

What's that emoticon suppose to be btw…..a constipated chinaman ?

Yeah, stick it on a radiator for a bit. Not put it in a microwave you daft twit.

Racist.

Someone buy talkemada an irony detector, stat.

You'd have to explain to him what that is, first…

Racist.

Why am a racist ffs ?

You are the one who said on another thread that I looked like Idi Amin.

And I hadn't even realised that I was black – until you pointed it out 😐

Stupid irriot 😡

Irony? Isn't that a bit like Goldy or Bronzy, but made of Iron?

Ernie; you do look like Idi Amin.

In a spiritual sense.

ernie, the best way to warm up the acid is in an old coke can that you then immerse in a chip pan

only takes a minute or so

in an old coke can

😕 pouring it out of a battery into an old coke can doesn't like a very "safe" thing to do.

I think you need to look at your 'method statement' again fella 💡