Hold your **** spoon properly you moronic balding, goggle-eyed ****monkey!

I bet he holds his knife like a pen as well, the great unwashed plebeian arsehat.

I would happily castrate anyone with such poor table manners. Harsh? Maybe, but we do need to maintain standards.

I’m glad i’m not the only one who has noticed

And never trust a skinny chef either.

Is this that pair of SHOUTERS I have slagged off previously? I swear down on my dinner that they visited a sex dungeon and got papped by can’t find anything on it. By piss thier SHOUTING winds me up.