Cyclist removed from nude race after ‘getting an erection’

😳

Hora’s beautiful erection finally got the audience it deserved!

I had an erection but nobody noticed.

Surely not . . .

“I heard gasps and I turned around – it was a horrible sight” one witness is quoted as saying.

I heard gasps and I turned around and had a good look

thankfully no one mistook it for a flesh coloured bike pump.

The URL for the original story in the Cambridge News is superb!

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Aroused-rider-removed-naked-bike-ride-event-comes/story-26606226-detail/story.html#ixzz3biYqDvyT

Did the rules say rigid fatties were banned?

suddenly so many Cove bike names make sense. Or not…

Looking on the bright side, anyone who can get a cob on, when cold,wet, and among a group of cyclists has a good chance of becoming a rather effective Porn star! 😉

Does it say anything about lateral stiffness and vertical compliance?

20% stiffer than last years..

Judging by the fact that most of the people that are generally seen getting naked in public need ironing, I think this guy has some proper issues.

20% stiffer than last years..

Yeah, but 1.5″ smaller.

This story just made The News Quiz on Radio 4, with a quote from the organiser:
“We make sure anything like that is immediately stamped on.”

Erections banned another display of outrageous sexism, brothers unite we shall overcome.