Not a hope in hell, i struggle to get my socks on the morning and have to crouch down, grab a foot and wrestle it into a sock whilst rolling about the bedroom floor like an upturned turtle.
But i do have an valid excuse 😉 , approx 40 odd titanium screws and a couple of ft of titanium rods holding my spine together and quite a few of my vertebrae are also fused, i’m missing T6 & T9 (along wi corresponding ribs) so a few inches shorter in the spine than i should be, touching my toes is pretty low down on my list of things to do. If i ever did manage to touch my toes then something has gone very-very wrong indeed 😀