Can't believe no ones asked how many inches she like in the rear by now……………………

She's got a good appetite!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She'll thank you for that little nugget 😯

I hear Ton and TJ are single

Nah, they're a couple.

Can't believe no ones asked how many inches she like in the rear by now……………………

Ok let me fix that for you…
How many inches will your sister takes on the rear… 😉

Blooming marvellous! Two girls looking for a hardtailed IT consultant who can?

Does her dad own a brewery?

juan performs the inches question perfectly with a hint of french accent, stunning 🙂

I keep reading the OPs name as MincyJim 'IS IT MEEE?'

the only thing I can conclude from this thread is that Houns is ill or on holiday

No Hora either? Unless he's already in his car and on the M4 😆

I was staggered to look on STW this am and find the thread hadn't been pulled (yet) ….anybody placing bets on the direction it will take and if it will get pulled?

I'm not single, but live in Cardiff, and I think I've met this girl! Someone who fits the description exactly anyway!

Houns is ill or on holiday

😆

Mintyjim, I'm not single but I could show your sister what good men are like and what she should aim for. You know, someone she could use as a benchmark..

On a less serious note 😉 ..I have two great female friends who were eternally single- both now have great partners. Sometimes it takes a while and pushing the issue could lead her into the wrong relationship or worse still…

..she could get too much interest and have her head turned…..mucho like my sis in law..

Ps. Do you fancy a ride in Wales this weekend? Cough Im single this weekend cough.

I could show your sister what good men are like and what she should aim for

Hora, you are a genius. I salute your audacity, your courage, your self-awareness and your modesty. 🙂

Sadly BigDummy, like many on here I am hardly a catch in the flesh 🙁

I am however randier than I was in my teens. Its almost nuclear my sexdrive now

hora – Member

Its almost nuclear my sexdrive now

Oh God… pass the mind bleach.

If you run out of mind-bleach I do have something else thats white and corrosive that I could liberally splash around 😯

Hora – your nuclear sex drive is at risk of being mothballed or worse, decommissioned by the new coallition. Get your fuel rods quenched while you still can.

Hora – your nuclear sex drive is at risk of being mothballed or worse, decommissioned by the new coallation. Get your fuel rods quenched while you still can.

*runs out down the street waving magic wand everywhere* 8)

You are a deeply disturbing man Hora you really are 😯

hora – Member
Sadly BigDummy, like many on here I am hardly a catch in the flesh

I am however randier than I was in my teens. Its almost nuclear my sexdrive now

In the name of the wee man! TOO MUCH INFORMATION

You are a deeply disturbing man Hora you really are

Huh? (Turns round and knocks over street bin in the process)

Can I be the first to say…..

……..email sent! 😯

See I warned OP

😆 lol

Scrap all the other questions…. Does she have a bubbly personality?

Scrap all the other questions…. Does she have a bubbly personality?

Allow me to translate the above man-talk…

"Scrap all the other questions…. Does she have big babajangas?"

Two days and still no pics.

Well when people scroll down they will stop for a sec hahah! gotcha…

^ munter

I am however randier than I was in my teens. Its almost nuclear my sexdrive now

ie over in 10 seconds and may cause severe skin irritation 🙁

Haha, and the fallout can result in deformed babies!

OP I need your postcode to enter into the satnav. I've told my missus that I am away 'riding all weekend'..

Is it okay to call your sister a "cracking bird"? I know what my sister would say……….. 😯

My half-sister was a catwalk model for a longtime (jobbing/Championship rather than Premiership-standard). I remember once I took some friends to a show and she came out in a completely see-through silky top with no bra.

My jaw hit the floor and my mates revelled in my discomfort. 😐

Well it was your half sister so its ok Hora…

😉

the only thing I can conclude from this thread is that Houns is ill or on holiday

Last news were houns is gay…

A cracking bird.

I pictured a crow smashing nuts off a rock just then.

I am single, 28 and live in Bristol so not too far away, I will email you later.

hora. pics. now. 😀