I Can’t Believe it’s not White.

Is there anything stopping you from just calling it magnolia or pale cream, if that’s what it is?

I’ve always found paint colour names to be a bit, well, unnecessary. My car’s paint is “Red Awesome.” I mean, really.

80s dog poo.

White pepper.
Soft stone.

Nicotine cream.
Toe smegma.
Anal discharge.

Almond

there’s a dulux range (house is painted in it) called Calico.

BMW call it “Sand”. I call it “Baby’s First Poo”…

Rachel

IME a babies first poo is more like the colour of the road surface

to be fair, I’m not an expert… 😉

😀

Granny’s coat
Raw wool
Pale rat
Clipped toenails
Porridge

perchypanther – Member
Scottish Suntan
I think you’ll find that a shade of blue.

or orange

magnolier – even more bland than the original ?

flatus mist

tedium dawn

wicket

….what do i win?

Mocha starfish

Mangolia

Hahahahah! Best colour ever, a blokes choice!

bleached tea towel holder.

Guano.

If you’re targeting an upmarket demographic, maybe ‘Frosted Guano’ sounds more exotic?