Well, seeing as handringing is alive and well on STW- lets all go hypothetical on this subject. Gosh, young-attractive female Doctor was about to set off down the motorway and a copper said ‘hey, if you drive at 140mph you’ll probably be banged up’!

Hey, anymore conversations on ‘what if’s’? 😉

Go to bed, Hora.

It’s all been too much for you, hazzunt it?

i was stopped doing 120mph on the M5.

The fuzz clocked my with his camera he was using from the bridge….

he asked why i was going so quick.

I said “it’s my job, i need to be there”

“what’s your job.”

“a butt stretcher” i said

“A butt stretcher???? what does a butt stretcher do?”

“Well first you put a finger in, then another, then a hand, then the other hand, then keep pulling till it’s 6ft wide….” i explained

“and what the hell do you, with a six foot arsehole?” he said

Well you give him a uniforn and a camera and get him to stand on motorway bridges……………………….

Very good indeed 🙂

good one sharki 🙂

Boom tish! 😆

I’d get a different job. That sounds awful. 😯

i think i have a video with that in.