What we need is a huge animal with the brain of a chicken. Eg brontosaurus

I’ll have a leg please.

I may try some biowashing powder in a spray bottle

I think I saw it in Nature – something like ‘Testing the relative deliciousness of whale species: A randomised controlled trial’. Seemed legit.

I found minki a bit tasteless, humpback too fatty, blue was ok, but Omura was simply devine.

I don;t know what sort of dogs I ate, medium sized, maybe retrievers.

^ I may use that to scare it into not doing it again

Also, what’s under the seat? It could be that it’s run off the leather and gotten into the carpet underneath, or worse found a gap and soaked into the seat foam.

Thank you for that cheery thought, I really don’t want to burn the car, it would play havoc with the lease cycle of it.

I’ve got some veg oil, may rub some of that into the leather and see what happens, worst case is it smells like a chip shop

I’ve eaten whale, dog, rat and monitor lizard.

All socially unacceptable animals to eat.

They were all OK, but not something I would get excited about.

Currently listening to – Fast Jungle Music – Hospital records fantastic
Blue Leaves – Etherwood – fantastic
Are we there yet – London Elekrticity – Hospital as well

Bought all three, haven’t bought any albums in years.

For the old school though – Technical Itch is my ringtone

Technical Itch on John Peel

^ Just follow the poo trails

I had a similar experience to matt and kcal – although Arnold Shark in different guises was the protagonist.

Arnold **** – went in to get a car after being out of the country for many years, thought finance would be OK for us so it didn’t eat into the savings in one go.

Guy at Arnold Clark told me it was x% finance – on asking for the APR, he told me it was too difficult to calculate.

I pushed a bit more, he said it simply wasn’t possible to tell me. I asked about his training to sell finance packages to customers and whether he was legally allowed to do it again, he got really upset with me.

Pulled his boss over and told the boss that his member of staff was unable to give me the APR on a finance deal, and was he licensed to offer it.

Boss was a complete **** as well.

Left without a car

http://www.noreve.com/en/voyage/3237-leather-card-holder-griffe-1.html

Eugh!!!!! I wish i could find out she had some critical character flaw like being a massive racist or something to make it OK.

Where was she from again?

And Quirrel – Sounds like you want a Cannondale Slate! Review on the radavist now.

Yes! Yes I do! I dribble every time I see them being reviewed

Catch it and take it home with you.keep it in the bath, and teach it to crack oysters for you.

I was about to post a thread like this as well.

I have a CX bike, tinkered with it until it fits me fine, comfortable on the road for around 50km or so, have a good selection of tyres for it – scary death tyres to heavy soul destroying ones – changed bars, seats, etc.

Really like it, and it does pretty much what I want, yet I hanker after something more.

I think I want a road bike, as most of my riding is on the road, or shagged roads around here – mix of red clay, dirt and stones

Maybe it’s a gravel bike, but one that is more comfortable for longer in the saddle, or simply just a road bike and save the CX thing for when I know I will be going on poor roads.

I still want a fatbike, but I know the road going would be better for me, other than that I’m stuck. Do I need one, not really.

This is all very different to the education sector.

These non-disclosure clauses would be interesting to see how they are enforced. I’ve known many teachers to have had heads call up and tell a school that was interested in them why they didn’t want to take them.

Panaracer gravel kings 32 or 28

^

About 90p at my local one near the house.

If I let the MrsQ do it, then it generally costs me an hour of my time, and a good fight as she is very very very slow at cutting my hair, and I eventually lose my rag at it taking so long.

I prefer spending the 90p these days to save my sanity.

Fill your house with dairy cows.

I’m more confused as this has appeared in the image search.

I’ve bought a couple of BNWT gillette’s and jersey’s recently from a second hand forum out here, xxl and xxxl, I looked a bit like Gail Porter when she had that body paint on.

They are now adorning my cupboard awaiting the day I drop 20kgs or so.

Do Bibs not get a bit hotter?

You had better jump to it if you don’t want to have to flea the house.

🙁 thought this was about animals

There is an app for starting strength, 3 quid, it’s ok.

Got one of these, great entertainment, and I love how the characterstics are bred in. Baffles me how personality can be bred into something

KOM bit was tongue in cheek.’

Beginning of the day has never worked for me, I hate it, I prefer to have a coffee and a poo.

I used to go the gym everyday, be there for a couple of hours and love it, then life got busy. Only thing that I didn’t enjoy was reaching a limit that I couldn’t get past, plateuing, could never find a way around it.

Gym is pretty basic. Have a squat rack, and free weights, with a very basic machine and a cross trainer, few medicine balls. Think American Prison Movie style rather than post London.

Prius – there were loads in Mongolia, driving around the battered roads, all surviving and the majority pretty old ones too.

Landcruisers as well, Lexus 570s last forever

I wonder if there is a market for lady’s bib shorts with reusable washable sanitary pads built in.

Nuclear boyscout good documentary

Yeah so what’s wrong with posting a story twice? I was bored at work and forgot I’d already told the story. So I repeat myself and sometimes forget things, my doctor says that’s perfectly normal

It would have made for a better thread if you had posted it and it was a different posters story initially, that could have been a 10 pager that.

Have the spots gone yet?

Yeah so what’s wrong with posting a story twice? I was bored at work and forgot I’d already told the story. So I repeat myself and sometimes forget things, my doctor says that’s perfectly normal

It would have made for a better thread if you had posted it and it was a different posters story initially, that could have been a 10 pager that.

Have the spots gone yet?

globalti – Member

Compost bins? I once threw an old bird’s nest on the compost; it was hopping with fleas and Mrs Gti told me to burn it, which I didn’t. I was in the habit of peeing on the compost and began to notice spots around my genital area then one day, mid-pee, I reslised that all the fleas were sensing my body heat and jumping on for some blood.

Mrs Gti went, er, hopping mad and insisted I paid to get the house treated for infestation.
Posted 10 months ago # Report-Post

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/where-do-you-pee

Now that is weird

This was posted months ago this story

Arrange a surprise dinner for the two of them at a restaurant.

Turn up, tell her what is happening while he is sat there.

Make sure you record it all and post it on youtube.

Become famous and loaded.

I thought the done thing recently after running over an animal was to return to see if it was still alive and kill it if it wasn’t.

Are you planning on stomping on the pedestrians head?

Got a bottle of Smokehead at duty free – very nice it is, very smooth. Not as peaty as I would have liked, but still nice.