welcome to life mate!
It would appear you’re already married. It doesn’t get much better.

I killed many a SRAM until I bought an XO.

never looked back

BT are having issues according to their freephone status line.

on day two of prison he’ll probably have walking difficulties.

hora – it’s possible he doesn’t know he’s doing wrong. He might get a clue though on day one of prison.

Please bear in mind it’s very possible he’s probably wired up wrongly due to having a similar childhood. I’m not defending what he’s done I’m just saying it’s obvious that he’s not a straight thinking individual. I’d put money on the mother having “issues” as well. It’s fair to say her character judgement is waaaay off.
I dare say the prison welcome committee will have something special planned.

has anyone started a “What Grinding Stone” thread yet?

I think mine cost about £10 from the local monger of irons.

happy hatcheting

Awesome. I’m currently going with the “post viral” range of excuses.

The chef at the Red Onion in Stockport. Ok, so he’s not the stereotype but he is British and his ‘meal for three deal’ brings a tear to my eye.

I love religion. Here’s the proof:

http://dawonderful.blogspot.com/2011/08/why-im-better-than-you-part-1-of-loads.html

I’m still new to it and don’t have any tangable results as yet, apart from the fact that I don’t appear to require coffee to function anymore. I’ve known my greens pusher for some time and trust them so thought I’d give it a try. As per the blog, results to follow.

I can’t do it dude. They make me chunder.

Well I wish someone had told me and my crap diet about it. The last veggie I ate wore tie dye.

Apart from calling him a guns’n’ammo mentalist and a twunt I can’t really see what the problem is.

🙂

I love the GOP, they really have no idea.

HOLD THE PRESS

It would seem my Daily Mail knee jerk reaction may have been premature. I’ve just had an email from him with a postal tracking reference.

CALL OFF THE DOGS….for now

I have been hugely naive and to top it all I’ve probably funded some guns’n’ammo mentalist.

twunt

PISH FARK WONK SHID CECK AND BALLS

you lot were supposed to say, oh him, he’s gone on holiday, thorough top bloke etc etc

Woody: he had the payment on Saturday and the delay in question was only 2 days

The missus bought me a santa onesie for chrimo (obviously) from Primarny as a joke.

I’m being buried in it.

yours

Toastytoes

I have sooo been mugged off

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/have-i-just-been-ripped-off

cheers Bruneep

was – that’s minging!

+1 Suntour XC pro

@dawonderful

if you haven’t already

http://www.dawonderful.blogspot.com

wow! I’m liking this thread muchly. It’s like the chillout area for the child benefit main event.
Back OT: I do respect people that make a stand, even if they are maahoosively wrong. One day I’ll probably start agreeing with TJ et al. After all an ice age is due, and I do live in hell.

big up people with an opinion

Now what’s all this about Batman?

Mudshark – way ahead of you

http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/specialist/cycles_bus_passes.pdf

unfortunately the big cheese isn’t 🙁

I’m not trying to plead poverty. I’m saying I resent the fact that in order to keep up with RPI and the current fiscal status quo I’ll have to ask for a pay cut.

No, you’re right. I’ll just slog my guts out like normal for a pay freeze until the kids turn 18 while RPI and interest rates all go up without me. Fun fun fun.

I’ve just done the maths and my 40% taxable earnings+payrise won’t add up to the £1752.40 CB I will receive.
So, in order to be better off financially I’ll have to ask the boss to cut my salary and NOT give me a payrise.

I love this country.

[stands up and applauds scaredypants] good show!

It varies across the land but the average repayment cost (according to mortgagesorter et al) is close to £800 per month. So a nearly £1k repayment makes me only just above average.

upper echelons me

TJ – so what are you going to do for a pension?

Elfin – you’re right, soz, I had my rant head on. I know where it goes. The unexpected, i.e. yonugest child breaking both our pairs of glasses/cam belts/blah de blah etc

Essentially it’s the kids fault 🙂

Ooh and no pension payment listed, that’s alright though because you can scrounge off the state from the tax and NI contributions you don’t pay.

HIPPY!

£13 for life insurance, buildings and contents, and only a £300 mortgage.

Who are you? Stig of the Dump??

The worst thing is the paranoia about whether it’ll still be up at the end of the day. It’s like Schrodinger’s cat every time I go for a quick pinch.

hahahaha my mortgage alone is nearly £1k

I’m so rich!

yes TJ let’s see your £10k a year budget. Mortgage? no, you probably don’t have one. Council tax? no, you don’t qualify. School dinners? no, yours are FREE. Nursey fees? no, your are state funded.

I could go on but I’ve already fed this troll too much.

miketually – as it happens, the girl I spoke about earlier did exactly that as she would be better off under the threshold.