Hammyuk would be a very pretty red head

I just want to bundle her into a sack and make her my friend :)

Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in it’s
pure sweet glory

One day the vampire children shall bask in the glory of a blood soaked downpour.

More Gin anyone

Jobs

:wink:

No way is she 47…….life is so unfair :(

Which bike would you be happy to be burried with in a shallow grave, when your wife finds out. That Trek does look very lush 8)

Your poor bikes :( they should be inside by a log fire till mid-summer.

No it wasn’t. I said sack the gardner! not tie her up and stick her in the boot of your van :? More staff in the bottom of the fish pond than there is actually working

…..

Blooming thread is full of the people you were warned about as a youngster, and i think i’m one of them :(

Man hacks his ‘fancy pants’ Nespresso machine by making his own coffee pods[/url]

bump

Wouldn’t be if you bought a skipping rope. Blooming cheapskate :(

I’ve seen all the new episodes because erm in in Englad and I have the Internet
and a eye patch ;)

Thanks Mr Craig but I have already orders the case off Amazon. Maybe if you spent more time thinking about my needs and wants and less time on your high class lifestyle, maybe you would have answered sooner.

Men!

;)

Those aren’t my feet :(

Thank you. I will order the one from the link. You chaps are awesome 8)

Don’t you want to snuggle :(

Oh that type of external :oops: Never knew these existed. So do i just take the hd out of the broken lapto and put it inside? what about the connection cables on the HD?

Got lots of external hard drives, just need the files off the evil-stupid-Hp-lump-of-poop laptop.

Thank you Mr Jekkyl :)

Good job you were wearing yout titanium codpiece while driving, if it was carbon it most likely would have cracked :)

Ask him if he’s single :)

The will you write your story about having a premonition and how angels saved your life, then sell the movie writes to Hallmark network.

James Herbet wrote about this (didn’t end well for the homeowners)

Agree with salting and leaving, also a bowl of beer to drown them in

He stole my talent. :(
Can’t imagine the amount of practice and dedication it took him to become so amazing.
Good luck to him.

Yay! Last delivery has arrived. After decades of waiting I am finally free :)
But its raining so I’ll stay in :(

LOL :lol:

Vitabiotics Feroglobin B12 Liquid

Tastes nice

Hammyuk is the Miley Cyrus for STW

Who would win in a fight between the monkey world and the cat kngdom?

Hammyuks’ batterd ghost wwould frighten ‘evolution’ into them. They’d both learn to use cricket bats and beat him back to Milton Keynes (or hell)

Try a Henna tattoo instead, just in case ;)

Day 2 waiting for deliveries :(
Just two more days then FREEDOM!
..

Just thought I’d share how empty my life is, least Steve Irwin is still
Living his dream life :)

‘A beautiful experience with every touch’

Thank you Canada

Bear – where’s the bike how deep did you bury the body

PS

Should have buried the electric saw as well :wink:

Thanks Jamj1974 (young pup)

Should be intresting on a Gravel bike. Hope to leave some blood,tears and maybe some hair if the weekend looks dry

I read from page one

Give them more guns

Doesn’t it just mean the cow poop has been left on

Does the first one mean that I can’t get pregnant with it?

It means the baby can’t escape and start costing you money, if you keep it on

It’s only bunnies though, you can still hit people with it

YAY! i thought i would have to cancel my weekend

scotroutes

The corollary of that is surely that titles shouldn’t be inherited either?

I’m keeping my ‘World’s bestest little moonbeam’ title

Assume you’re trolling, but I’ll bite – thousands of Women live normal lives after an hysterectomy or having their ovaries removed, but it would be barbaric to do that just for contraception – but your point is moot because even if someone decided to have “the lot chopped off” because “it made sense and it’s practical” no medic is going to remove healthy testicles because in actual fact it makes no sense and isn’t practical. Perhaps you just like the idea of de emasculating Men?

Nothing to do with ’emasculating Men’. Chaps put too much of a deal their genitalia IMHO. Testicles do get removed for prevenative reasons and many other reasons, and chaps still live a full life. Women also have full/partial hysterectomy or have their ovaries removed/tied and they still carry on.

Or do you think that having testicles removed means you will no longer be a chap :roll: