get a grip man its a cold, think yourself lucky your not in a warzone.

if it was take home, I get raped every month by those tossers for making 55k

Keep them and kit my bike out with a full 360 view rig

matrixesque freeride spectacular?

nope its under new management, they’ve sacked all the kitchen staff and its now a nandos

WinNT

here: http://www.magnetsales.co.uk/

they are just up the road from me

retired politicians?

that clock doesn’t look very straight

buy a cover and forget about it?

chasemeboys.com

you’re bound to get plenty of, erm, hits

if you have a windy site (say 7.5m/s) a small wind turbine works out to give a RoI of around +12.5%

how does it behave under emergency braking?

if its sounds too good to be true….

offer to send the child on holiday then route it to an iphone factory till its earned enough to pay for the damage

signed

amphetamines and a walkman with “the best of 2unlimited”.

Donkeys are now and forever have been thoroughly out of fashion, so much so they are actually fashionable. unfathomable.

a similar thing happened to me a couple of year ago; Driving in slow moving traffic (about 5mph) and this kid came flying out of a side road on his bike and few straight over my bonnet. Naturally I got out, asked the kid if he was ok, naturally threw him in the hedge and drove off with his bike.

Why not kick off an internal incentive for those not in sales, how about you set performance targets that if you reach them you are rewarded?

Do you expect the sales teams to be thinking “we should really be drawing up an inventive plan for the back office” after all their time is surely better spent doing that rather than actively pursuing opportunities?

Jesus one thing that damages company morale more than anything is people who rather than constructively improve and develop their own lot they just sit there expelling hot negative air!

@MrNutt

someone call?

Fredrick Upholstered?

I like to sing to them

slightly soiled, but the adhesive still has some tackiness to it

THERMITE!

do they also do merkins?

also is a Trials merkin acceptable for use on a bmx?

the more you pay the faster it goes.

I’m surprised I even have to type that.

hey, leave me out of it, I always pick up my own droppings

what you need is to install some dog collar perimeter shock kits running around the designated forklift lanes, then provide the operators with their new compulsory collars/underwear. They’ll soon learn to drive with due care and attention.

polish it up and open an outdoor gentlemans club?

I did wonder out of the two of you which was the boy, if that helps?

The Sony P series Vaios are really good (I’ve got an old P11Z/Q that I use occasionally)

your all rong.

and it’s because you are getting older and as such turning into a militant liberal bickerer.

I love changing gears, manual all the way on the track car but for driving +400 miles a week I opt for a supercharged auto. To be honest its more than just good its very good and if you choose to manually shift you can. Best of both worlds and you can continue masturbating whilst racing from the traffic lights.

Another Merc driver here, I just sit with my foot on the brake. If the lights annoy you then consider this:

“you are behind me because that is where you belong, if you are resentful then consider your own situation and try and make better of yourself, that anger that you are experiencing is just self loathing looking for an easy way out.”

oh and the myth about manual being faster than auto is just that, you can still change manually with an auto and its goes like as a buttered gerbil up a liberal MP

not if you rent your kids out to your neighbours (on a means tested rate of course)

the locals ate them on midsummers eve

I had their chicken burger with refried beans.

They left through the back door far quicker than the time they spent in the atrium.

210mph doing a one handed skid whilst smoking a long clay pipe