(given my user name) my daughter’s nickname is “monkey”. When she had her injections as a nipper we told her it was for “monkeyfever”
For years she told her friends she was immune from monkeyfever.
I am a bad parent…. 😆

It’s all lies, no mention of Batshitcrazy here…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louise

What kind of fox? Glacier mint fox or foxy bingo fox….?????

😆
He is an irritating c u next tuesday
Sorry…

Wrightyson, the paper at the back is the least of my stove worries 😕
(Also needs new Flue as current one has been condemned) 😐

I work with a “fun-sponge” (obvs not THE fun sponge)
Also referred to as The Moral Vampire, Oxygen Thief, Thrush…

It’s what Spongebob gets up to during the evening. 😯
Apparently he’s a taker, not a giver….

Beer Advent calendar ‘course
https://adventcalendar.beerhawk.co.uk/save20?LGWCODE=1461;124807;7567&utm_source=Lengow&utm_term=Lengow_GS&utm_medium=Lengow_GS&utm_campaign=Lengow_GS&gclid=CjwKCAiA9f7QBRBpEiwApLGUigkQb9MMocAZjoDiYWzfugiszniuz0sx38YcXQQMTvqHj_iOccdoFBoCiVYQAvD_BwE

Evans deals are the best at the moment
https://www.evanscycles.com/exposure-race-mk12-front-light-1900-lumen-EV313640

I was deployed and living with someone with such poor personal hygiene and objectionable character that I waited until the hottest part of the day (somewhere near the equator), took one of his custard creams and used it to soak up the sweat from my bum crack before putting it back in the packet

Is that called ” Mucky Biscuit” 😯 😯

Voodoo Bizango?
http://www.halfords.com/cycling/bikes/mountain-bikes/voodoo-bizango-29er-mens-mountain-bike-16-18-20-22-frames?cm_mmc=Google+PLA-_-Bikes-_-Mountain+Bikes-_-448061&istCompanyId=b8708c57-7a02-4cf6-b2c0-dc36b54a327e&istItemId=xamlraxtix&istBid=tzpr&_$ja=tsid:94971|cid:868641099|agid:42483199823|tid:aud-297219197929:pla-521634082952|crid:203186066784|nw:g|rnd:13747381074862043593|dvc:c|adp:1o10|mt:|loc:9047004&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIjpyJwNXh1wIV7grTCh24sAeUEAQYCiABEgLsZ_D_BwE

Wet willie???

Perchy, I have a nice collection of Tasers.
Tasers are a great bit of kit. minimal injury to officer or “customer”
Have been tasered myself in training. Not a nice experience at all.
But, officers options..
Baton [Steel bar]..has to be used up close and will hurt if used on a person
Spray .. need to be close up to use
Restraint…Not a chance…
Taser all the way
Or..offered him a sit down, comfy chushions and a discussion on the correct behaviour in a public place. 🙄

Its probably second breakfast they’re having

You work with Hobbits?

North Korea
Trump
Idle arse tradesmen who can’t be bothered to call customers.
Black Friday emails.

10yr Arbelour £22 in Sainsbury’s
Jura Superstition £25
Glenfiddich £25
All in Sainsbury’s

It’s was an insider from Mumsnet

I get paid to run* around with guns. 😀
*At my age, more of a limp..
Still listen to ’80’s Heavy Metal \ 😮 /

Edukator earlier….

Classifieds on here would be a start. Better than eBay.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/laptop-recommendations-under-30000
We bought a refurbished Dell after recommendations on here

Bike-Chat????? I thought everything on here was bum related.

TBF, I did 17 days delivery non stop in Asia earlier this year

And that’s what got Gary Glitter in trouble…
OXO Tower visit on the return journey?

No wheel size . I’m out….

It happens to me all the time, mostly when I’m out on the pogo stick, people just don’t expect it!

Had a few close passes whilst on my space hopper recently.

The most STW OP ever. 8)

“Hard To Kill”. Its just not the same now….

In Wales it depends which way the sheep is pointing….

Either suits me 😉

Waits for Dolly the Sheep to come forward 😯 😯
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep_Impact

I guess he thought he was Above the Law. His email will be under siege with more complaints?

Well done Crashrestmonkey. From a fellow plod.

I like it.
Kylie

Paging posts are against the rules.

Fun Sponge

Two girls, one fun sponge…

8. To fantasise about Perchypanther cooking on an AGA. Nekkid.

On-One customer service will still be rubbish

Local to me (Keswick) firm.
https://www.homeofmillican.com

Cotic Cotic Cotic Cotic (other brands are available) 😆

Betterer… Chinese made but less likely to crack
https://www.fatbirds.co.uk/25644/products/van-nicholas-redwood-29er-titanium-mtb-frame.aspx

My sincere apologies for linking to this “rag” but some are funny,…
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2045457/these-accidentally-rude-church-signs-are-holy-inappropriate/