Where?

Can I stroke your face?

What’s the current strategy for ring-fencing unicorns?

Does this look like a rash to you?

Amongst gods!

I’ve no connection to FOC BTW

We believe you.
Just as well I was paid today!

….bastard 😉

But only because I don’t know the name of any p0rn films!

Watching them to the end?

Guess someone who said “reported”, did! How odd of them

That’d be me you’re referring to, but I didn’t report it.

Edit: M8 🙂

They moult their outer exoskeleton to grow, and this includes their sex organs.

I do the same.

Be sure to wash between goes.
HTH

Screeding needs some work.

Same.
Clothes and shoes only!

No helmet

I approve!

Front looks more Griffith esk…..

Shirley what OP was referring to:
http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/short-road-bike-stems/page/2

Another off the back of a narrow boat here. Knee high barrier at the back (fnar) made for a great seat, whilst the splash-back made for a makeshift b-day!

Had one in the depths of Dartmoor to.

Probably had more wild movements than I have in bogs that aren’t at home. That probably says something about me, but I don’t give a shit.

This is a shit troll!

My brother picked up a Kili Flyer Cromo last year, still brand new in the box for £1000.

Got one of the Ti frames last year following the PSA.

Built it up with Reba RLTs, a few upgrades on the standard spec here and there, and more white for a smidge under £1,300.
Love it!

Also got a “Sarcin”.
An early noughties Blitz which I’m rebuilding.
Happy memories, even if it does weigh more than y0 mumma!!

Meet the Spartans was such an epic piss take, it’s very hard to take anything else seriously!

“I must warn you, I suffer from premature ej-j-j”

Like a condom stuffed with salad

Well, when you put it like that…..

shwing

..into work 🙁

I used to get this, and still do occasionally.

Improving breathing was the key in my case…..

I’ve got a Giant Seek for sale with a brand new Alfine hub.
It’s great!

In the classifieds for £600, but going to do a price drop to £500 when I get access to a computer again (damn phone)

Nein!

Expect a mix of people having a great time on £50 Apollo’s, and people pushing a few grand’s worth of equipment up anything greater than about 3% 🙄

It’s all just people completing a challenge on bikes 🙂

Yup. Set a team up yesterday.
Started with a couple of mates saying they wanted to get fit/loose weight, prepped them for L2B.

Done this a few years now. Had 5 approach me this year, and a friend of a friend.

Bonus? 50% not only continue, but also get into mountain biking as well!!

bigdugsbaws
Whyte & Mackay

My day-to-day of choice

Not opened it up yet, but picked mine up yesterday after ordering on the 24th.
BC discount made it pence under £60.
I’ve never used one before, but figured I couldn’t go wrong!

Have no idea what that means.

Not seen QI?

It means you’re a repressed Homosexual.

Congratulations 🙂

mindmap3 – Member
You’re over thinking it mate…no matter how bad your gear clashes, it’ll never look as bad good as some of the fluro all in one suits that the locals will be rocking!

FTFY 🙂

Something about christmas sets people off on one.

Probably the drink!

Merry <hic> Christmas. You ****s

If you’d be prepared to go second hand you could always get a bargain.

The classified on here for example? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!

(Giant Seek Alfine)

Also, having publicly turned his back on Kick-Ass 2, it was a sure thing that Mr Carrey’s next film appearance wouldn’t contain any violence, right, RIGHT?

Are any of them a big disappointment?

anchorman 2
World’s end

Road?

Please, you’re making the baby Jesus cry!!

Just watched it.

Talking of spaced out how come the bint that’s waving, continues to wave having knocked the gun as the guy strolled past?!?!?

Cracked me up to!

Lost prosphetics ?

O’ my!