passive aggressiveness.

*skip to the end*

Get a road bike.

Any christmas lights on round your way yet?

Nope. Yours is the first post bitching about it.

Two sides of the same coin, if you will.

That poor little animal has no way whatsoever of protecting itself.

Not to play devils advocate, but cats can be pretty vicious*

*Obviously no excuse for swinging one down the street.

WOW! Keyboard warrior and drama queen in the same post!

Drama Warrior.

…and a meme was born.

I think maybe xiphon isn’t a cat person

True. How could he use a computer for a start? Claws would wreck a keyboard

….and don’t get me started on what he would do to the mouse.

put it in the bin and go for a bike ride?

Yes, because you can’t pass the time doing anything other than riding your bike 🙄

…but making zoos significantly more dangerous.

Baited. Hook. Delicious!

extreme feminism

So rollerblades, to the max, instead of rollerskates?

Same reason a train ticket costs a fortune on the day.

Keep an eye on HotUKDeals.

http://www.hotukdeals.com/computers/deals/hot

Aldi stuff.

Smells a bit fishy to me. Did you contact them, or did they cod call you?*

*Sorry.

I usually skip straight past the digestive and head for the chocolate covered crack cocaine….sorry, I meant hobnobs.

Couldn’t the creatives at STW come up with a range of Olympic LOL Katz posters?

…5 minutes later….

40c is wider than 35c.

but it’s a bit misleading because it suggests that you get £50 off when you spend £100

It says in big letters ‘off your next order’.

You get £50 off when you spend £200 which must be split across 2 separate orders.

Again, it says this in info. But congrats on breaking CRC’s evil scam to trick people, who cannot actually read, out of their hard earned money.

light dressing.

You just wearing yer pants?

Go and ride your bikes

But it’s raining!

If TJ was president….

Pun intended, pieface?

It’s used on this forum. Are you pretending that it isn’t ?

No. I asked for examples where it has been used recently as I couldn’t remember any specific incidents. But, don’t let that get in the way of getting outraged.

I ride on the road with my iPod on. Just the left ear bud in mind, so I can hear cars approaching from behind.

All about the compromise.

Kicking in the back door

Just to check we are not in a ‘Daily Mail Outrage’ type situation, where has this phrase been used recently, other than being typed out endlessly by those protesting about it?

He mended his ways.

Really?

…to be honest, if you have weak ankle I would consider just walking at the moment to build the strength up. Especially if you have just knackered the right one even more.

Edit: Damn it. Now I have been beaten to it 😉

Inov8 do some booted variants of their trail shoes, but they are amusingly expensive.[/url]

Walsh do some as well.[/url]

Damn slutty male news presenters. You reckon Paxo slept his way to the top?

I’ve just come back to this (and have not read the intervening pages) but I’d like to say. . . I hear lots of sexist remarks because I’ve always done ‘man’ things; I love cars, engines, trains; I’ve ridden mountain bikes since 1984 when they first appeared in this country (Geoff Apps’ and David W-R’s bikes apart), I tow a twin-axle caravan myself. I invariably get comments on my activities which, if I were a man, would not be made. But, I realise that I am a bit unusual and treat the remarks (however tiresome I find them) as the response of someone who is surprised and has encountered something out of the ordinary.- even though the attitude does really annoy me. Thing is, if one does get annoyed, as Sue says on P1, then one gets the ‘Oh, must be the time of the month’ remark which IS deeply offensive. The remark which put me off being here is the back doors remark. Sorry, but it isn’t funny, flippant, lighthearted, a parody, analogy or a joke. It is a reference to unconsensual sex – ie rape, and rape simply ain’t funny (from either a male or female perspective). We all make jokes at the expense of others, that’s human nature which are often funny or make a valid point, or are even designed to show affection or acceptance, or point up a difference, the back doors remark is not in that category.

Whether you are a man, woman or vegetable, I couldn’t care….but for the love of god, stick some paragraphs in there! 😉

Apparently not. I wonder if he can link an image correctly, though?

On a topical note, I wonder how well a ‘insert female woman presenter’ looks a bit thick thread would go down?

Weeeee!

If your wife asked you to stop saying those things because she found them offensive, what would you do?

Get her to report me to the mods if it bothered her that much.

I don’t believe there’s any one man on earth who could fulfill those requirements!

(was more Mr Spock I was thinking of, rather then the hoff)

<looks for raised eyebrow smiley>

Will this do?

I do care enough to challenge the behaviour and look at the flaming I get for it. I understand why people think its not worth challenging.

Those two words will never be in the same sentence. Ever.

Most prison sentences handed out for rape are a joke.

…there is always an exception.