Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other,
“Can you smell fish?”
What do you can a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other,
“Does this taste funny to you?”
2 Goldfish in a tank, one says to the other “Can you really drive this thing?”
Two penguins walk into a bar, which was really stupid because the second one should have noticed.
What’s invisible and smells of carrots?
Rabbit farts.
What’s yellow and smells of bananas?
Monkey sick.