…I’ll be finished work for the summer. Not back in again until Thursday 20th August.

That is all.

You are an appalling man.

You’re a teacher I presume. Therefore it’s the only time EVER im going to be envious 😉

Yeah, and according to your pupils’ Bebo pages, you’re a shit one with smelly breath! So there…

Don’t worry lads, I’m sure he’ll love spending all that time sewing new leather patches onto his old, smelly tweed jackets.

Git.

10 minutes 🙂

shame hols and flights are at their most expensive ;+)

Really?

Northern Ireland’s teachers have been off since last week – you’ll have to catch-up

😆

Never liked you anyway 😉

What time is it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E_kReLc864

Did you get to bring in toys and games today then?

Yes, but he cried when another boy broke his favourite toy.

😉

My wife’s been off work since 01/07, too – two whole months the lucky…

Scratch that, that’s two months looking after the kids, think I’d reather be at work 😆

Presumably you’re going to make like a firefighter, and get yourself an interim plastering job…?

No?

Teachers – paid too much these days..!

😀

I’ve been off work for 7 hours and 40 minutes now. Two glasses of wine, three pints and 3 miles on my bike later, and I’m home looking after the kids.

…I’ll be finished work for the summer. Not back in again until Thursday 20th August.

Thursday 20th August is still summer.

Not for me; that’s the start of the autumn term.

Are you scotch? To be fair, scotch summer is over around 24th June.

Our term ended for the summer on 6th June, i’ve ONLY got another 5 weeks off this summer. That Cornish beach was nice last week.

Are you scotch?

No, English. We’re a 6th form, so take summer a couple of weeks early to give a better run in to January exams.

I’m rather ‘tired’ now. Drinking in the afternoon is neither big nor clever.