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  • well, it looks like I won't be marrying Victoria Coren
  • IHN
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    That cad David Mitchell has beaten me to the proposal 🙁

    I’ll have to find another intellectucrush

    brakes
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    it won’t last

    matt_outandabout
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    What does he see in her I wonder?

    binners
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    CaptainFlashheart
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    What does he see in her I wonder?

    A little bit of himself, I’d wager.

    brakes
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    I’d wager

    I’d wage her too…

    CaptainFlashheart
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    WOOOooooOOOOoooOOOF!

    Harry_the_Spider
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    derek_starship
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    He’s punching W-A-Y above his weight with the delightful Ms. Coren.

    thejesmonddingo
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    Ah fit and intelligent,and Vicky Coren’s not bad either.

    D0NK
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    He’s punching W-A-Y above his weight with the delightful Ms. Coren.

    not sure about that, the guy (from what i’ve seen) is clever, bloody funny and seems an alright fella, I assume he’s worth a bob or two aswell, hell I’d probably marry him 🙂

    Harry_the_Spider
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    I’m with Donk on this one. 😳 For the first time in ages I read a celebrity engagement story and thought “Well done, good luck to the pair of you”.

    Makes a change from it being Katie Price and her latest victim.

    AndyP
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    I can’t look at her without remembering her book and ‘the airlock’.

    edlong
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    Just how annoying are the kids going to sound?

    wwaswas
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    Just how annoying are the kids going to sound?

    🙂

    wrecker
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    delightful Ms. Coren.

    Personality?
    Otherwise, no thanks.

    xcgb
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    Noooooooo

    I thought it was just me that secretly lusts after VC wiv her posh speakin and learnin an all

    Poker too…… 😀

    manitou
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    she’s a very sexy lady.. anyone see her on Frank Skinners show, eating custard?.. OOOH MY WORD!

    manitou
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    if i had a pound… etc

    chakaping
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    Poker too……

    Hmmm, yes I probably would.

    He seems like a genuinely nice guy, very funny too.

    nicko74
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    How, though. Was it just from being on the same quiz show, one thing led to another in the bar afterwards, quick fumble and so on and so forth?

    But yes, she was in my secret lust category… 🙁

    edlong
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    anyone see her on Frank Skinners show, eating custard?..

    Dunno if the youtube linky includes it (no sound at work) but on the same show she made a very quick-witted and filthy gag as Frank switched topics…

    They’d been talking about something about s*x or relationships (can’t remember exactly) and it was obviously cue Frank to move onto the next topic

    Frank: So, this week is National Eating Out Week..

    VC(interrupting): Have we changed subjects?

    It takes something to embarrass Frank Skinner, but I swear he was red-of-face.

    Damn that David Mitchell and his smart-arsed success….

    Mooly
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    Wait till she has spanked all his money on the poker Table.

    kcal
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    Wait till she has spanked all his money on the poker Table.

    from Wikipedia..
    As of 2008, her total live tournament winnings exceeds $1,200,000

    not bad. She was also on HIGNFY, and put down Ian Hislop pretty well IIRC.

    CaptJon
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    and she made a porn film

    jools182
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    She is ridiculously sexy

    allthepies
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    Nice boobs obviously but otherwise a bit meh.

    IMO 🙂

    nicko74
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    and she made a porn film

    citation needed.

    Harry_the_Spider
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    and she made a porn film

    new keyboard needed.

    chakaping
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    Calm down, I don’t think she appeared in it.

    (correct me if I’m wrong)

    Northwind
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    I have not been so surprised by a celebrity wedding since Charlie Brooker married Konnie Huq.

    mboy
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    Well as far as I’m concerned he’s welcome to her…

    Fit, funny, clever, rich and independent as she is, she’s a militant chain smoker, just like Jeremy Clarkson. And whilst that might do fine for Binners or Elf, I can’t stand being around the cancer sticks, much less someone who’s very pro smoking!

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Congratulations to the happy couple.

    Now, which cupboard did I put the custard in……?

    maccruiskeen
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    citation needed.
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-More-With-Feeling-greatest/dp/1841154377/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1332354694&sr=8-3

    *smirk*

    Bez
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    Is it just me that thinks in that photo above with the leopardskin, she looks like she’s being played by Eric Idle?

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