The wife & I are currently rewatching The Thick Of It (it’s all on iPlayer)

It’s tying in brilliantly with the Tory leadership race that is very much like a cross between Thick of it & Brass Eye

I’m waiting for sordid details of Esther McVey’s DMT trip.

It looks like Ganja has won the day! Ganjamaan. 😄

Rory seems to be indulging the classical opium … must be due the far east tour.

I’m sad that none of them have dropped LSD and watched the walls melt, or watched them breathe on shrooms.

What a suprise! they way London was full of coke in the 90s especially in finance then I bet loads of them have done it.

What do you reckon for Corbyn? some nice sensi? I bet he is a mushroom man 🙂

We know Cameron was a cokehead and Osborne off his face in the HOC on god knows what. I cannot find the picture now but he was clearly off his face

what’s cake?

Ask Phil Collins 🙂

Cornyn probably smoked banana skins.

Canny even get stoned properly.

Cake is a made up drug.

That is, it’s made up.

Of chemicals.

what’s cake?

Its a drug that stimulates the part of the brain called Shatners Bassoon

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Ask Phil Collins

thats noncesense, you’re thinking of noel edmunds

anyway the irony is that we all know Gove is a lightweight, 2 lines & hes **** gone, yet these allegations have poisoned the hard right Tory membership against him

meanwwhile Johnson is riding high & you just know that hes tooted more blow than the rest of them combined

Osborne off his face in the HOC on god knows what. I cannot find the picture now but he was clearly off his face

This ?

Hold up, I was told as kid that cannabis was a gateway drug, how did gove skip this and go straight to coke?
Is cocaine just a gateway for posh people to becoming a ****?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2005/dec/08/houseofcommons.conservatives

“…the 72-year-old MP, the member for Bolsover for more than 35 years, questioned high unemployment under the Tories in the 1980s before suddenly declaring: “The only thing that was growing then were the lines of coke in front of boy George and the rest of the Tories.”

Osbourne’s pupils are like saucers. That’s glorious.

Breaking

Chris Grayling enters the leadship race https://t.co/ZqzPWWF3xD

— Sarah (@sarahvanpelt) June 8, 2019

Esther McVey without doubt a straight head and complete buzz kill.

Rory is an Aardman Animations creation and very entertaining when tripping his tits off.

I’m waiting to hear about how Grayling once tried to inject cannabis, but accidentally stuck it into someone else’s eye

I’m still waiting for the ‘but I didn’t inhale’ cannabis classic.

Either you’re stupid, a liar, or you were going through the motions to fit in with the crowd. Whichever it is, I don’t want you running this country.

grayling hasn’t taken drugs; he did however give a load of money to his mate who said he could sort some drugs out for them. Only for his mate to have no ****ing idea and completely fail to deliver. He then allowed his mate to keep most of the money anyway.

Wait until one of the candidates has to admit they did good business as a runner for Los Zetas.

Plus vat.

Chris Grayling announced he tried coke, “a little to fizzy to snif”. Our reporter discovered that he bought it from a branch of Tesco express as part of a meal deal. Unfortunately due to some mix up with his club card it cost the tax payer £26 million.

‘Alcohol is not a drug, it’s a drink’. Priceless.

Taken from another source ‘clearly non of them will have taken ectasy as they would have experienced joy, love or compassion’…

Best thread in ages.

Is cocaine just a gateway for posh people to becoming a ****?

It’s not called **** dust for nothing!

they’re all at it

I don’t actually think it’s too much to ask to have never done class A drugs?

That’s not life experience, for the rich it’s indulgence.

So yeah, strike them off.

**** Tories telling everyone else how to behave….

I didn’t realise Jo Brand had entered the leadership race…

So Gove’s planning to scrap Vat.

If we offering him a few more lines what else will he scrap?

Actually Vat can bogg off, its an admin nightmare these days.

Oh god and then their was Diane Abbot completely cracked out her face on that m&s Mojito.

Bet she got most pages.

My loathing for these **** hypocrites knows no bounds.

I see Javid has had a pop at middle class cocaine users today. Just so **** lazy and tedious.

Guess it was inevitable to end up with a mud slinging contest, although it’s a shame the media focus on this rather than the far worse things some of them have done while in office!

As usual very little real debate or talk about real policies, just a personality contest.

Gone are the days when sexual preference was the moral yardstick by which suitability was judged!

Thank God it was cocaine can you imagine Gove gurning away on ecstasy.

It shows how unlikeable and generally rubbery Gove is that not even coke use makes him more likeable or ‘relateable’.

Rory Stewart is the outstanding candidate. A genuinely fascinating person who seems willing to put party politics aside in order to tackle things sensibly.

Imagine the unspeakable reality of finding yourself cornered in s kitchen at a party by a coked up Michael Gove? Dear god! Imagine his hideous reactionary wife was with him, gakked up as well?! 😳

A nice song on the subject of nose-candy from the nations premier songwriters. Very true in this case…

What price your bluster
What price your smarm
I’ve seen body parts lying in biology labs
With far more charm

Now if my parents had warned me that habitual drug taking could lead to you joining the Toryy party, how very different life might have been.

order to tackle things sensibly

I think he’s back on the opium after that national service idea.

Or it’s just he’s as full of shit as the rest of them.