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  • Too embarrassed to knock one off…
  • bruneep
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    come this way then sir…..

    kayak23
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    Isn’t the angle a bit wrong? What about different heights?

    So many questions! 😂

    ElShalimo
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    I’d imagine if they’re too embarrassed to do it in a hospital cubicle then an exhibition hall won’t provide the right ambience

    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Would it fit under my desk?

    matt_outandabout
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    And you were googling for what when you found that…?

    martinhutch
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    wrightyson
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    This was the image at the bottom of the post I had to double take 😳

    perchypanther
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    R2-D2 has really fallen on hard times.

    senorj
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    I was saving up for an e bike…

    neilthewheel
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    Lol at Martinhutch!

    DrJ
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    Does it smoke afterwards ?

    qwerty
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    Sloppy seconds anyone…… 🤮

    P-Jay
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    If you think that’s bad, there’s an NHS version for Gentlemen who claim they “never, no way do that sort of thing”. Usually on religious grounds. It’s a variation of a tool used by vets and called a electroejaculation device. It may only be mythical, because after explaining what it does, and how it works, they suddenly change their mind.

    RobHilton
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    Lol at Martinhutch!

    I did titter!

    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    If you think that’s bad, there’s an NHS version

    and the BUPA version?

    DrJ
    Full Member

    Brexit planning for when foreign nurses are sent home ??

    Nico
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    donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting.

    Do they mean “in a hospital setting”, or just “in a hospital”? Some people find it much more pleasurable when the other half is dressed as a nurse, for instance. Or maybe they include the hospital grounds.

    Nico
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    And you were googling for what when you found that…?

    While I’m being pedantic, that should be, “And what were you googling for when you found that…?”

    theotherjonv
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    $5-6K

    I could pay a ‘nurse’ 100-odd times and still probably be quids in. By which time they’d probably realise I had the snip 8 years ago anyway.

    senorj

    I was saving up for an e bike…

    if it’s a choice between the two, which one would mark you out as less of a w@nker?

    convert
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    I’m not too proud to admit that I might struggle to perform faced with that. It needs a catchy name – the ‘slag 2000’ or ‘glory hole xt’. Maybe ‘manjuicer’. Being electronic it could maybe have a leaderboard and for repeat ‘guests’ you could have video of a virtual you from your previous best effort to try and beat – quite literally. Maybe an electronic voice enquiring if you have put it in yet.

    retro83
    Free Member

    curious that having a thomas = too embarrassing
    yet getting a blozzer from wall-e’s girlfriend = fine

    danposs86
    Full Member

    Well…

    Knocked off

    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    I’m not too proud to admit that I might struggle to perform faced with that. It needs a catchy name

    No, it just needs ‘tarting’ up a bit.  Maybe stick the back end of a panto horse over it. Or the front.  Or maybe a Spiderman suit.  Think I’d better get my Dragon’s Den application in 🙂

    SaxonRider
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    and the BUPA version?

    Same as the NHS version, only it costs a lot and is lined with velvet.

    wwaswas
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    Northwind
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    Automation taking away people’s jobs 🙁

    OK, so it will also create new jobs but one of those is going to be robot vagina cleaner.

    gofasterstripes
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    Having played Portal, there’s no way I’m sticking my pork sword in that.

    martinhutch
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    ‘Preparing to dispense product’

    switchbacktrog
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    Being electronic it could maybe have a leaderboard

    Perhaps it could be a Strava segment where you could compete with your mates?

    FB-ATB
    Full Member

    Maybe Peloton are branching out…virtual soggy biscuit game?

    brakes
    Free Member

    #sperminator

    “come with me if you want to live”

    CountZero
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    It’s a variation of a tool used by vets and called a electroejaculation device.

    Hmmmm, there was one being used on the springtime farm programme on telly last night.
    On a prize ram, I hasten to add.
    It raised eyebrows slightly with the blokes presenting the feature…

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    Best use of a photo of a black hole I’ve seen all day

    joshvegas
    Free Member

    Is knocking one off like teasing one out?

    FB-ATB
    Full Member

    You can imagine them being used on contestants of that torture program (Endurance?) that Clive Jsmes featured on his show

    gnusmas
    Full Member

    I think martinhutch wins, that pingu gif had me in stitches 😂

    ta11pau1
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    Isn’t the angle a bit wrong? What about different heights?

    So many questions! 😂

    MrPottatoHead
    Full Member

    Am I the only one to knock one OUT instead of OFF. Is it a north/south thing?

    slowoldman
    Full Member

    No I’m sure it’s OUT.

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