To be fair to the fairer sex, do you know its definitely them?
You are aware of the existence of time portals, right? Our house has got at least 10. So what happens is that say I’m working on my bike, and I briefly put a particular tool down, say a spanner, the time portal will open up, a hand will emerge from the portal, grab the spanner, then it will close, leaving me baffled and sweary about its sudden and unexpected disappearance.
That portal will then remain closed for an average of a week, when it will open up again, the hand will once again pop out and the spanner will be placed back down in the exact spot from where it was taken, a week earlier
There are at least 4 in the kitchen, and a particularly active one next to my desk