Switching off the wood burner

Fossy I’m going to sue you for breaking my smugometer, you owe me a new one

Sorry fossy, but what is this ‘gas’ of which you speak.
Never heard of it around here 😕

Shaggin in front of a radiator, it’s just no the same….

but what is this ‘gas’ of which you speak.

I’m trying to reduce my reliance on fossy fuels.

As of last night I can provide a new PSA:

Pouring beer on your stove pipe to see whether it sizzles tends to create a mess

there is this thing such as gas central heating

Not round these parts there isn’t, unless you fancy quadrupling your heating bill with the lovely Calor gas company or other cartel member their network of competitors.

well think of my sacrifice of living between two NTS pipe lines supplying your lovely gas to allow your smug glow.

Because I’m between the lines and they are reasonably close together (i can see one out my living room window and if i run to the top of the hill behind the house i can see the other) we cannot have mains gas as crossing the NTS lines simply doesnt happen – Even the phone line which is underground to that NTS – goes overhead – then back under ground after the NTS.

But ill live with that.