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  • Pissed – what now?
  • RustySpanner
    Full Member

    Not had a drink for ages, but currently four large bottles of cider in.

    I feel invincible.

    What next?

    ‘Er indoors has kyboshed a random bivvi/bike ride, I appear to be unable to play the guitar and apparantly dancing to the Faces in the garden is a bit naff.

    Not reached the shouting at clouds/soiling myself stage yet, but willing to experiment.

    Suggestions please.

    wheeliedirty
    Free Member

    Reading a forum on the internet with one eye closed so you can focus

    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    Ebay.

    Post pics when whatever it is has been delivered.

    Caher
    Full Member

    Fix the aerial on your roof.

    n0b0dy0ftheg0at
    Free Member

    Cul de sac karaoke.

    lunge
    Full Member

    Pub. Karaoke. Kebab.
    Sorted.

    kilo
    Full Member

    Drink more, go out and fight an owl.

    TiRed
    Full Member

    Lie on the grass and look at the stars

    duncancallum
    Full Member

    Credit card and ebay

    binman
    Full Member

    At that point I would generally fall asleep 🤔

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Board games?
    Xbox?
    Furious masturbation?
    Well, I’m out of ideas then.

    james-rennie
    Full Member

    +1 for online shopping

    Guess how I paid £76 for two pairs of pants 🤕

    myti
    Free Member

    Cheese on toast. it will fend off the worst of the hangover

    jekkyl
    Full Member

    More drink
    More loud music
    More drink

    egb81
    Free Member

    Frozen sausages and an unpleasant neighbour’s lawn.

    jambourgie
    Free Member

    gvgh

    whatgoesup
    Full Member

    Send some fun messages to entertain your colleagues via whatever WhatsApp groups you have, or maybe all of your company would love some words of wisdom via the work “send to all” address.

    lister
    Full Member

    Order a ticket to see John Cooper Clarke in Tenby tomorrow like I just did?

    somafunk
    Full Member

    Find some stairs, ride down them, but phone the ambulance beforehand

    aP
    Free Member

    Grateful Dead. Naked whirligig.

    squirrelking
    Free Member

    Xbox?
    Furious masturbation?
    Well, I’m out of ideas then.

    You forgot the drunken realisation that you can combine the two then trawling ebay for a Master System and a copy of Olympic Gold.

    Grateful Dead. Naked whirligig.

    Dead Kennedies – Too Drunk To ****

    andy4d
    Full Member

    Coke and hookers?

    frankconway
    Full Member

    Move onto spirits then invite neighbours – by standing naked in garden and bellowing…c’mon over, it’ll be fun.
    Definitely +1 for online shopping

    thestabiliser
    Free Member

    Jess wept. You loto are amateurs

    1. Tell your wife she’s been holding you back all these years
    2. Argue
    3. Cry
    4. Drink more, preferably sherry from the bottle
    5. Kick the head lights in on your own car
    6. Assault the neighbour who comes to see if you’re alright
    7. Drink more, preferably spirits
    8. Go in to town
    9. Get told to go home
    10. Sleep in the garage

    woody2000
    Full Member

    4 large bottles? I predict a piss, shortly followed by another. And another.  Then sleep, followed by an early morning piss. 🙂

    WorldClassAccident
    Free Member

    I bought a TVR one night and was woken by the guy revving the nuts off it first thing in the morning* as he reversed it off a flatbed.

    *possibly about midday

    stwhannah
    Full Member

    Lots of water, lots more water, and coffee and paracetamol beside the bed in the morning. Maybe a bucket.

    WorldClassAccident
    Free Member

    Lots of water, lots more water, and coffee and paracetamol beside the bed in the morning. Maybe a bucket.

    That is a womans approach, TVR is much better idea – oh, just spotted the username -. Carry on

    frankconway
    Full Member

    Hannah, stop being sensible…

    WorldClassAccident
    Free Member

    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/374117392977?hash=item571b226251:g:7bUAAOSwT9NhgrOy

    Should get that through on the Mrs credit card?

    GlennQuagmire
    Free Member

    Keep on drinking.

    Get some food delivered.

    Put on some music.

    Chill.

    ps. that’s what I’m doing 🤣

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    Thanks for all the suggestions.
    Absolutely arseholed.

    Have drunk water, just about to try and fall asleep to some Terry Riley.

    Love, light and peace.

    muddy@rseguy
    Full Member

    Doner Kebab.

    Yes, it will make you feel dirty but you know you want to.

    Cant make it to the rough end of the high street? Fear not, its the 21st century and Deliveroo or Justeat have operators ready and waiting for your order and, as you will no doubt have passed out by the time they knock on your door, rest assured that they will post said kebab through your letterbox ( for you to discover in the morning/afternoon when you wake up*) before riding off into the night on their eBay franken-e-bike special/Honda Cub90 with no exhaust and bald tyres.

    *in this event, you will still want to eat it even though its been lying on the carpet for about 12hrs and the dog/cat/children has probably eaten half of it because, well, its a kebab…

    muddy@rseguy
    Full Member

    I now want a kebab…

    squirrelking
    Free Member

    @wca a beetle? Think bigger.

    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224911092962?hash=item345dbeece2:g:MqMAAOSwLf9iQ2Vn

    Imagine her disappointment when she discovers the JDM Integra you bought her is a pair of headlights attached to a CRX (even if it is an SiR) that was styled by the only Ali G fan in Yokohama.

    MrOvershoot
    Full Member

    Pete glad to see you are getting match fit for my visit, unless you can do at least 3 bottles of red wine with no apparent issue then your going to fail.

    Perhaps my standards are a bit alcoholic?

    Oh and Hannah its your bloody birthday I’m disappointed your not absolutely hammered, I don’t know you youngsters no kin stamina

    dyna-ti
    Full Member

    Doner Kebab.

    I was just going to suggest that. But wait till its 2am and then go looking to see if you can find an open take away.

    Sunglasses required

    I get pissed every day

    And just end up scrolling through the shit on here 🤣🤣

    Rock and roll

    stwhannah
    Full Member

    Much as I enjoy a good strong altered state sensation of being a bit pissed, I can’t bear being hungover. I wanted to spare the OP that horror. Birthday levels of pissedness are waiting until next weekend, I have kids (including a visiting one) this weekend so am being responsible. Extraordinarily, they are all up already, even the teenagers.

    thols2
    Free Member

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