Stop effing well trying to be Top Gear! You’re not, OK? Fine, you have La Perry and her fine pins, but you’re not effing Top Gear!

“It’s our new Wall of FAme”

No, fepping well no! It’s not the Cool Wall, you don’t have the chemsitry of TG.

AAAAAAAARGH!

did that other presenter they have get caught in some mind expanding four way liberal democrat pleasure sharing act??

I can’t bear this show, I wish there was something like Auto mundail for tech.

bring back Tomorrows World!

arr tommorows world, if they can brring back doctor who just think what they could do with TW

Stop effing well trying to be Top Gear

Jesus, is that what they’re aiming for…as low as that really? Those three when-are-they-going-to-realise-they’re-not-funny c0cksuckers? Sheesh, there’s a lack of ambition eh?

I only put it on to have a perve at Suzi, then turn it off when that really annoying bald geezer turns up

DArcy, there are many millions of people who disagree with your opinion of Top Gear…! 😉

Well they’re entitled to be wrong, I’d never let thought policing go that far…

🙂

Well they’re entitled to be wrong,

LOL! I love that!

I’ll have to remember that one, next time the whole of STW is wrong… 😀

He’s right, though.

Also, STOP ****’ PATRONISING ME!

“This is 2D. Like a photo. Real life is 3D. It has an extra dimension called Depth.”

No **** ship sherlock!

Surely the Gadget Show demographic is people who have spare disposable income and are interested in expensive gadgets – i.e. 30 year old middle class blokes, not remedial-level 10 year olds.

Recommending Tiscali…..hmmmm

The gadget show has always been shite, even my 11 year old son realised it was shite many moons ago

nickc

so your eleven year old told you TGD was “shite”?

and this was “many moons ago”?

what are you? some kind of really weird free speaking North American Indian?

FFS “many moons ago”
FFS encouraging your 11-year old to share your uninformed views on TV programmes
FFS using “always” to mean “sometimes, in my utterly uninformed opinon”

please reconsider your “shite” post

Do they still have that uber-posh grey haired guy with the inexplicable eyebrows? “This is a …barbecue” I would have sworn he’d never seen one before. He’s like a cross between Alistair Darling and Boris Johnson.

No **** ship sherlock!

is it a nautical programme?

So many programmes trying to be Top Gear lately – it’s so embarassing.

I only watch it because you can win a million toys at the end of it. Not won yet mind.

It has gone downhill fast.

Can’t believe they never had the Focus Group, I liked that bit.

And all the computer effects bit was so boring IMO.

Loads of programmes try to script a style thats funny, Top Gear just got it dead on didn’t they and the presenters are good at carrying it off.

I must admit I can handle the crap attempts at humour but it mostly becomes crap just cos of the personalities trying to pull it off. To me that John Bentley’s voice is so irritating I don’t know how he got on the telly, I’d like to see someone put his head through one.

Oh, and what about Fifth Gear with that curly haired plonker wishing he was on Top Gear? He seems to have had one of those new fangled ‘likeability bypasses’.

(The viewing figures of these programmes only stay relatively high cos of the lack of them and nothing else being on terrestrial tv… it doesn’t seem that this ever crosses the programme makers minds… its like a small town chinese takeaway, it can be poor but still busy cos there’s no alternative… no-one on here is really just got good things to say about the gadget show have they? I used to watch it, now I can’t be bothered.)

The bald bloke just annoys the shit out of me. Sorry, but the man needs to be sedated to bring him into synch with the rest of the world.

It is just technology porn. Nothing more, nothing less.

molgrips – Member
So many programmes trying to be Top Gear lately – it’s so embarassing.

Can you post a list, so I know which programmes to avoid?

this is brilliant:
“This is 2D. Like a photo. Real life is 3D. It has an extra dimension called Depth.”

Sure it wasn’t: “Thith ith 2D (push fashion victim glasses back up on nose). Like a photo(push fashion victim glasses back up on nose). Real life ith 3D. It hath an ekthtra dimenthion called Depthth.”(push fashion victim glasses back up on nose).

Eldridge – WTF are you on about?

Eldridge – WTF are you on about?

I think Mr Grumpy Trousers got out of bed on the wrong side this morning.

DezB: nah it wasn’t annoying bald bloke. It was the new annoying token-minority bloke.

Less lispth, and more posh-drama-student-pretending-to-be-street. Err… Yo!

Is that Jason chap the brother of Julia Bradbury off of Watchdog? She’s got a similar lispth type impediment. She’s just as annoying too.

Wash your mouth out!

Blasphemer…

To me that John Bentley’s voice is so irritating I don’t know how he got on the telly

I think he was a producer on the old Top Gear. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.

It must be difficult to make a show about boring stuff (gadgets) not be boring as well though.

Creased me up last night . . .

Perry announces we have a new presenter Ortis Deley . . .

I say to the missus, “christ looks like Kat Deeley is getting her brother in on the act now”!

The next second, Ortis appears and I realise my mistake, the look of disgust on the missus’s face was priceless!

Apparently we stood next to him at the V-festival and I should have known who the hell he was!!

Can you post a list, so I know which programmes to avoid?

No. This is STW, home of baseless allegations.