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  • Is there a turd in the tumble dryer?
  • lesgrandepotato
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    My wife returns home in 2hrs. After a lovely loop of the North Face with the 9yr old he informed me he’d followed through.
    I guided him to the shower and told him to place his clothes in the washing machine and kick it off.

    The machine is running and he’s now informed me he used the left hand one. The left hand one is not a washing machine.
    So here we have a dilemma of does he know his right and left? Or do we have a turd being spun?

    WWSTD?

    Houns
    Full Member

    I’d be looking at AO.com

    seadog101
    Full Member

    Thread Of The Week…

    sparksmcguff
    Full Member

    Hopefully just a little confusion over right and left but this has the makings of a sudocream cat thread. Keep us posted (and fingers crossed).

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Oh crap….

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    Harry_the_Spider
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    Shit hot!

    theotherjonv
    Full Member

    if you’ve been tumble drying a shite-filled tumble dryer, I’d expect that it would be quite obvious by now.

    I’m retching just thinking about it.

    scruffythefirst
    Free Member

    Until you open the tumble dryer, there is both a turd in the dryer, and there is not.

    dovebiker
    Full Member

    Open the door and have a sniff? Do you have a 🐕 or 🐈 because you can blame it on them? (Plus they can’t answer back)

    donald
    Free Member

    Time to turn the flag upside down.

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    Until you open the tumble dryer, there is both a turd in the dryer, and there is not.

    Schrodinger’s Turd?

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Schrodinger’s Turd?

    The phantom crap equivalent of a shart?

    mattyfez
    Full Member

    Hahaha, this is hilarious… Sorry op.
    Do you have a hazmat suit?

    lesgrandepotato
    Full Member

    Ok. It’s gone phantom. The clothes were indeed in the tumbledryer. However the shitty pants had been dropped and where actually (and this maybe the only time I ever express this) under the dining room table.
    I have now repositioned all known turds and washing is in progress.

    I think on balance we may wash things without input for a couple more years.

    northernsoul
    Full Member

    That was a close encounter of the turd kind…

    dc1988
    Full Member

    There’s an easy way to get out of household jobs for life, by doing it monumentally wrong the first time you’re asked.

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    So, allow me to summarise:
    – kid does shart
    – only tells dad he’s a code brown going on when he gets home
    – drops his loaded undercrackers under the dining room table
    – shoves the rest of his clothes in a random machine, but not sure of his a) left and right and b) which is a washing machine and which is a drier
    – disappears while dad has a wonder about his parenting skills

    ?

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    lesgrandepotato
    Full Member

    Matt out and about that is too close to the truth for my comfort

    desperatebicycle
    Free Member

    Thought this was about a new UB40 single

    kelvin
    Full Member

    Close call!

    Ambrose
    Full Member

    I seem to remember something similar happenned to another forumite, I think.

    cookeaa
    Full Member

    In fairness to Jnr it might not have been totally clear if you meant his Left/right or the machine’s left/right.
    It’s one of those anxious situations when you’ve shat yourself where details perhaps don’t always get the focus they deserve…

    I’m sure you’ll sit down together and have an RLI afterwards, kids love constructive feedback after they shit their pants…

    binners
    Full Member

    I seem to remember something similar happenned to another forumite, I think

    … while stood at the bar

    Are we naming names? 😃

    RustyNissanPrairie
    Full Member

    I once put a girlfriend as in a female friends birthday cake in a tumble drier at her party and set it going. Safe to say she never became a girlfriend.

    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    Schrodinger’s Turd

    Need to get the thread title changed to this

    That was a close encounter of the turd kind…

    Chapeau!

    tomparkin
    Full Member

    I once put a girlfriend as in a female friends birthday cake in a tumble drier at her party and set it going.

    …because you were anxious about having shat your pants? Otherwise how did this come to pass? 😂😱

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    I once put a girlfriend as in a female friends birthday cake in a tumble drier at her party and set it going. Safe to say she never became a girlfriend.

    Anyone else’s brain at 101% trying to work out if this is some kind of complex euphemism?

    whatgoesup
    Full Member

    I think the kids has won a cunning bet here.

    “Hey Jimmie, I bet you a quid I can shit my pants and dump them under the dining room table and my Dad will he happy about it”

    benos
    Free Member

    I was glad when my boy finally grew out of that stage. He could leave turds anywhere 😆

    DickBarton
    Full Member

    Shro-dung-ers Shart…

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    This is wedding day material. Remember that time you shat yourself and I thought you’d broken the tumble dryer.

    joshvegas
    Free Member

    Schrodinger’s Turd?

    Schrödinger Scat surely?

    duncancallum
    Full Member

    Oh well done…

    Genius

    MrOvershoot
    Full Member

    Ambrose

    I seem to remember something similar happenned to another forumite, I think.

    Yes I remember something very similar

    MrOvershoot
    Full Member

    Kryton57

    Anyone else’s brain at 101% trying to work out if this is some kind of complex euphemism?

    I once put a girlfriend as in a female friends birthday cake in a tumble drier at her party and set it going. Safe to say she never became a girlfriend.

    Not just you Kryton, though I think I know what he’s trying to say!

    squirrelking
    Free Member

    I think the kids has won a cunning bet here.

    “Hey Jimmie, I bet you a quid I can shit my pants and dump them under the dining room table and my Dad will he happy about it”

    Schrödinger Scat surely?

    Winner!

    thols2
    Free Member

    Diahrrea dog on a plane anyone?

    grahamt1980
    Full Member

    Wt actual f
    Dog poo on a plane story…… that is a flight you would give anything to miss

    daviek
    Full Member

    I can’t believe you left a 9 year old to use a washing machine, ok they used the tumble dryer instead but I’m amazed you trusted them.

    lesgrandepotato
    Full Member

    I can’t believe you left a 9 year old to use a washing machine, ok they used the tumble dryer instead but I’m amazed you trusted them.

    How wrong could it go?

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