6:00 Wake. Read nuclear physics magazines and plan world domination.
6:15 2nd personality wakes. shower while whistling cheery tune
6:30 exit shower and put away magazines ?housemate? has left out [odd]
6:32 toaster/kettle on
6:33 [switch]
6:34 Head down to lair.
6:35 Warm up centrifuge, acid bath and activate drone scouts.
6:38 Observe mortal enemies and work on second fission stage drawings .
7:00 Head back up.
7:01 [Switch]
7:02 eat cold toast [odd], drink cold instant coffee [odd], read grauniad
7:20 notice time and am surprised
7:30 [switch]
7:33 Incognito browsing, switch to secure network, TOR. Brief henchmen via scrambled comms.
8:30 Head back up.
8:31 [Switch]
8:32 look for rest of breakfast, always seem to eat it in a daze.
8:33 notice time, panic. should leave at 8:30
8:40 exit house with wet hair, loo roll stuck to feet and half my lunch
9:05 arrive work, make excuses set the tables out for first customers in organic cafe.
various times during day – puzzled by nods and winks from men in trenchcoats who keep passing the organic cafe.
…i never seem to have enough time to do anything and I always set off alarms in airports. very puzzled.
5:50 yoga