Help to bugger up Fair Fuel UK’s annual cycling hate survey.
Link is here.
It’s the usual loaded bunch of bollocks questions designed to highlight how car drivers are persecuted over all lower class road users who DON’T EVEN PAY ROAD TAX! (the bastards, I once saw a cyclist hooligan club a kitten to death with his bike pump etc….)Posted 6 months ago
(the bastards, I once saw a cyclist hooligan club a kitten to death with his bike pump etc….)
Bet he was a gravel biker. They’re the worst.Posted 6 months ago
Completed. You could sense the HATE behind the questions.Posted 6 months ago
Done. Long live the cyclist!!Posted 6 months ago
Done. That’s actually a genuinely funny survey, reminds me of thisPosted 6 months ago
Hope I don’t live near the narrow minded tool that set the questions as I suspect he would clip me with the wing mirror on his ratty old Jag.Posted 6 months ago
DonePosted 6 months ago
Unfortunately my work firewall wont let me access it. Must be HIGHLY DODGY. I’ll do it at home then!Posted 6 months ago
Done.Posted 6 months ago
Done!Posted 6 months ago
I can see Mr Howard is about to have an aneurysm.Posted 6 months ago
Done 😁Posted 6 months ago
donePosted 6 months ago
Done.Posted 6 months ago
Good survey, nice to be able to say good things about cycle lanes and electric carsPosted 6 months ago
Done, I hope his mum doesn’t tell him off too much for frothing too much in his bedroom when he sees my responses…
Poor Mrs Clarkson.Posted 6 months ago
It’s absolute pish of a survey – content aside, just the punctuation and grammar are enough to tell most people what they need to know.
That’s before the clumsy links between road use and voting Tory.
I happily completed it of course 🙂Posted 6 months ago
Hope this spread through every single cycling group and forum in the country.
Done. What a professionally written survey…Posted 6 months ago
Done. They don’t like cyclists or electric cars.Posted 6 months ago
Done thanks for the heads upPosted 6 months ago
Done – but they won’t like it 🙂Posted 6 months ago
FROM RECENT MEDIA REPORTS, UNELECTED SPECIAL ADVISORS IN NO 10 ARE INFLUENCING THE ROLL OUT OF CYCLE LANES. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS*
My word, just as well they must only be using “special advisors” on this subject and nothing else, at all, everPosted 6 months ago
Done. They don’t like cyclists or electric cars.
Luckily I’m an EV driving cyclist 🙂Posted 6 months ago
They don’t seem to realise VED is based on Emissions. Electric cars are subject to the same level as cars as it is on a sliding scale from £0Posted 6 months ago
Well done everyone!
but they won’t like it
Even better. I suspect there’s a lot about a modern progressive society members of Fair Fuel UK don’t like.Posted 6 months ago
What a load of sh1te that survey is. I don’t generally even regard myself as a ‘cyclist’ but it even had my blood boiling…Posted 6 months ago
I’m in – I even took the opportunity to remind him of the Highway Code proposals 🙂Posted 6 months ago
I think my IQ actually dropped a couple of points after having to read that load of bollocks.
Filled in – not sure he’ll like the answers.Posted 6 months ago
Who proof read that.
I’ve seen better GCSE surveys than that.
Please donate so we can keep campaigning..
I’ll donate to an English qualification.Posted 6 months ago
I particularly enjoyed the question where they asked how extra fuel duty should be spent, obviously I suggested it should spent on more cycle lanes!
I have three email addresses. I might just fill it in a few more times.
The survey is so bad I did wonder if it is a spoof. Sadly not.Posted 6 months ago
He’s hardcore!!Posted 6 months ago
Just a series of questions to rile the Gammon man followed by a bit of grifting to turn the righteous anger into £££Posted 6 months ago
Done with pleasurePosted 6 months ago
They don’t seem to realise VED is based on Emissions. Electric cars are subject to the same level as cars as it is on a sliding scale from £0
At some point that’s got to change though. They’re zero-rated at the moment to encourage take up, once there’s a critical mass (or you have no choice but to have one), they’ll be taxed again.Posted 6 months ago
Done – what an angry man he is! Thought the question at the end about BBC really summed up the daily mail level of outrage!Posted 6 months ago
Done, that was rather therapeuticPosted 6 months ago
Done. Make sure to tell them where their ‘questions’ are transparently malformed bolxPosted 6 months ago
I think the guy is well named.Posted 6 months ago
Oof, what a monumental cockwomble he is. Filled in with relish!Posted 6 months ago
Transpires the BBC is funded by a compulsory fee. I’d put that in capitals he used but the whole thing was written in CAPS. I’ll bet he ruined his keyboard.Posted 6 months ago
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