Link is here.

It’s the usual loaded bunch of bollocks questions designed to highlight how car drivers are persecuted over all lower class road users who DON’T EVEN PAY ROAD TAX! (the bastards, I once saw a cyclist hooligan club a kitten to death with his bike pump etc….)

(the bastards, I once saw a cyclist hooligan club a kitten to death with his bike pump etc….)

Bet he was a gravel biker. They’re the worst.

Completed. You could sense the HATE behind the questions.

Done. Long live the cyclist!!

Done. That’s actually a genuinely funny survey, reminds me of this

Done.

Hope I don’t live near the narrow minded tool that set the questions as I suspect he would clip me with the wing mirror on his ratty old Jag.

Done

Unfortunately my work firewall wont let me access it. Must be HIGHLY DODGY. I’ll do it at home then!

Done.

Done!

Done.

I can see Mr Howard is about to have an aneurysm.

Done 😁

done

Done.

Good survey, nice to be able to say good things about cycle lanes and electric cars

Done, I hope his mum doesn’t tell him off too much for frothing too much in his bedroom when he sees my responses…

Poor Mrs Clarkson.

It’s absolute pish of a survey – content aside, just the punctuation and grammar are enough to tell most people what they need to know.
That’s before the clumsy links between road use and voting Tory.

I happily completed it of course 🙂
Hope this spread through every single cycling group and forum in the country.

Done. What a professionally written survey…

Done. They don’t like cyclists or electric cars.

Done thanks for the heads up

Done – but they won’t like it 🙂

FROM RECENT MEDIA REPORTS, UNELECTED SPECIAL ADVISORS IN NO 10 ARE INFLUENCING THE ROLL OUT OF CYCLE LANES. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS*

My word, just as well they must only be using “special advisors” on this subject and nothing else, at all, ever

Done. They don’t like cyclists or electric cars.

Luckily I’m an EV driving cyclist 🙂

They don’t seem to realise VED is based on Emissions. Electric cars are subject to the same level as cars as it is on a sliding scale from £0

Well done everyone!

but they won’t like it

Even better. I suspect there’s a lot about a modern progressive society members of Fair Fuel UK don’t like.

What a load of sh1te that survey is. I don’t generally even regard myself as a ‘cyclist’ but it even had my blood boiling…

I’m in – I even took the opportunity to remind him of the Highway Code proposals 🙂

I think my IQ actually dropped a couple of points after having to read that load of bollocks.

Filled in – not sure he’ll like the answers.

Who proof read that.

I’ve seen better GCSE surveys than that.

Please donate so we can keep campaigning..

I’ll donate to an English qualification.

I particularly enjoyed the question where they asked how extra fuel duty should be spent, obviously I suggested it should spent on more cycle lanes!

I have three email addresses. I might just fill it in a few more times.

The survey is so bad I did wonder if it is a spoof. Sadly not.

He’s hardcore!!

Just a series of questions to rile the Gammon man followed by a bit of grifting to turn the righteous anger into £££

Done with pleasure

They don’t seem to realise VED is based on Emissions. Electric cars are subject to the same level as cars as it is on a sliding scale from £0

At some point that’s got to change though. They’re zero-rated at the moment to encourage take up, once there’s a critical mass (or you have no choice but to have one), they’ll be taxed again.

Done – what an angry man he is! Thought the question at the end about BBC really summed up the daily mail level of outrage!

Done, that was rather therapeutic

Done. Make sure to tell them where their ‘questions’ are transparently malformed bolx

I think the guy is well named.

Oof, what a monumental cockwomble he is.  Filled in with relish!

Transpires the BBC is funded by a compulsory fee. I’d put that in capitals he used but the whole thing was written in CAPS. I’ll bet he ruined his keyboard.