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  • Help to bugger up Fair Fuel UK’s annual cycling hate survey.
  • Premier Icon tthew
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    Link is here.

    It’s the usual loaded bunch of bollocks questions designed to highlight how car drivers are persecuted over all lower class road users who DON’T EVEN PAY ROAD TAX! (the bastards, I once saw a cyclist hooligan club a kitten to death with his bike pump etc….)

    Premier Icon eddiebaby
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    (the bastards, I once saw a cyclist hooligan club a kitten to death with his bike pump etc….)

    Bet he was a gravel biker. They’re the worst.

    Premier Icon hot_fiat
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    Completed. You could sense the HATE behind the questions.

    Premier Icon v7fmp
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    Done. Long live the cyclist!!

    Premier Icon IHN
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    Done. That’s actually a genuinely funny survey, reminds me of this

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Done.

    Hope I don’t live near the narrow minded tool that set the questions as I suspect he would clip me with the wing mirror on his ratty old Jag.

    Premier Icon K
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    Done

    Premier Icon gallowayboy
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    Unfortunately my work firewall wont let me access it. Must be HIGHLY DODGY. I’ll do it at home then!

    Premier Icon beamers
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    Done.

    Premier Icon icic
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    Done!

    Premier Icon bigblackshed
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    Done.

    I can see Mr Howard is about to have an aneurysm.

    Premier Icon fadda
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    Done 😁

    Premier Icon peteimpreza
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    done

    Premier Icon Watty
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    Done.

    Premier Icon Murray
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    Good survey, nice to be able to say good things about cycle lanes and electric cars

    Premier Icon twistedpencil
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    Done, I hope his mum doesn’t tell him off too much for frothing too much in his bedroom when he sees my responses…

    Poor Mrs Clarkson.

    Premier Icon jimfrandisco
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    It’s absolute pish of a survey – content aside, just the punctuation and grammar are enough to tell most people what they need to know.
    That’s before the clumsy links between road use and voting Tory.

    I happily completed it of course 🙂
    Hope this spread through every single cycling group and forum in the country.

    Premier Icon chiefgrooveguru
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    Done. What a professionally written survey…

    Premier Icon fossy
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    Done. They don’t like cyclists or electric cars.

    Premier Icon jp-t853
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    Done thanks for the heads up

    Premier Icon patagonian
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    Done – but they won’t like it 🙂

    Premier Icon mashr
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    FROM RECENT MEDIA REPORTS, UNELECTED SPECIAL ADVISORS IN NO 10 ARE INFLUENCING THE ROLL OUT OF CYCLE LANES. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS*

    My word, just as well they must only be using “special advisors” on this subject and nothing else, at all, ever

    Premier Icon phil5556
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    Done. They don’t like cyclists or electric cars.

    Luckily I’m an EV driving cyclist 🙂

    Premier Icon cultsdave
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    They don’t seem to realise VED is based on Emissions. Electric cars are subject to the same level as cars as it is on a sliding scale from £0

    Premier Icon tthew
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    Well done everyone!

    but they won’t like it

    Even better. I suspect there’s a lot about a modern progressive society members of Fair Fuel UK don’t like.

    Premier Icon timbog160
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    What a load of sh1te that survey is. I don’t generally even regard myself as a ‘cyclist’ but it even had my blood boiling…

    Premier Icon thepurist
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    I’m in – I even took the opportunity to remind him of the Highway Code proposals 🙂

    Premier Icon BillOddie
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    I think my IQ actually dropped a couple of points after having to read that load of bollocks.

    Filled in – not sure he’ll like the answers.

    Premier Icon duncancallum
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    Who proof read that.

    I’ve seen better GCSE surveys than that.

    Please donate so we can keep campaigning..

    I’ll donate to an English qualification.

    Premier Icon franksinatra
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    I particularly enjoyed the question where they asked how extra fuel duty should be spent, obviously I suggested it should spent on more cycle lanes!

    I have three email addresses. I might just fill it in a few more times.

    The survey is so bad I did wonder if it is a spoof. Sadly not.

    Premier Icon scuttler
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    He’s hardcore!!

    Premier Icon tomd
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    Just a series of questions to rile the Gammon man followed by a bit of grifting to turn the righteous anger into £££

    Premier Icon Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Done with pleasure

    Premier Icon IHN
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    They don’t seem to realise VED is based on Emissions. Electric cars are subject to the same level as cars as it is on a sliding scale from £0

    At some point that’s got to change though. They’re zero-rated at the moment to encourage take up, once there’s a critical mass (or you have no choice but to have one), they’ll be taxed again.

    Premier Icon nobtwidler
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    Done – what an angry man he is! Thought the question at the end about BBC really summed up the daily mail level of outrage!

    Premier Icon jonnyboi
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    Done, that was rather therapeutic

    Premier Icon p7eaven
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    Done. Make sure to tell them where their ‘questions’ are transparently malformed bolx

    Premier Icon macwhisky
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    I think the guy is well named.

    Premier Icon woody2000
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    Oof, what a monumental cockwomble he is.  Filled in with relish!

    Premier Icon scuttler
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    Transpires the BBC is funded by a compulsory fee. I’d put that in capitals he used but the whole thing was written in CAPS. I’ll bet he ruined his keyboard.

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