Dogs Barking
Dog Owners who leave Dog SHit everywhere in teeny bags for someone else to remove
Whining Teenagers
Stroppy Kids who incessantly cry “I want Mummy/Daddy”
Cattle that die during birthing time
This early middle age entitlement thing that has caught the nation by storm
Breiteers (obvz)
Old people who drive around in SUV’s in “Green Mirror Reflective Sports Sunglasses”
MAWCB’s who wear those long 3/4 length “shorts” in a taupe/beige M&S colourway and a t-shirt thats 14 times too large for them
Whining singers, particularly R&B whaling/nee screaming some tortuous words that don’t fit the song.. Women singers are particularly bad at this, Mariah Carey is the one to blame
Chicken, any form, any variety unless it’s organic free range.
Students that have no passion
Workplace meetings on a Friday