Effect of a Free Yorkshire on a very much smaller UK

We’d be leaving the UK for no other reason than Freedom. We want a release from the oppression those that offend with their constant prattle while spending our money on foreign muck. In a Free Yorkshire stuff will be FREE.

In a Free Yorkshire stuff will be FREE.

Are you planning cross border raids into Lancashire?

AS it seems that the big gripe of the Scots, and many others, is with that there London, and specifically Westminster, lets all vote to boot out London!!

Build a wall round it, lets see how long it can manage without the rest of us, supporting them.

In a Free Yorkshire stuff will be FREE.

Specifically what “Stuff” will be free?
Flat caps and whippets?

Build a wall round it, lets see how long it can manage without the rest of us, supporting them.

They’d probably not even notice!

Well of course “Flat caps and whippets” will be free. As will all beer (only when served in a proper pub), fags, chip (cooked in beef drippin), pigeon food, and any bike built in Yorkshire. We’ll not need to raid Lancashire as we have been subsizing that dump for years an rest of the UK. We’ll be awash with cash stuffed our mattresses. We’ve been pushing for this for year and the only person that listened was Alex Salmond.