I was shooting a glance at my reflection in the B&M shop front windows, and reckon I am a solid 6.5. Not super hot, but you wouldn’t be ashamed to introduce me to your friends.

I’ve been told I look like a number 2…..

Shrek is my handsome brother.

B&M shop front windows

In the context of B&M, a 6.5 is a pretty poor score. Try again with a posher shop 😀

I looked at my reflection in Harvey Nicks window the other day, and I’m a solid 3.5.

you wouldn’t be ashamed to introduce me to your friends.

Looks aren’t everything…

no. my wife used to. but i doubt that too nowadays.

Uglier than a hatful of monkey’s bums, frankly.

13 stone of badly wrapped mince with a face like a blind welder’s bench.

Recent survey showed women rated 80% of men as below average.

That makes you a 4 at best in reality.

I’d be a 3..

No but luckily I don’t have to look at me.

I’ve never been a “wow” but reckon I scrub up ok.

I’ve a few mates who have women trailing them like the pied piper – very disheartening 🙁

When I was a kid, my mum had to tie a lamb chop to my head so the dog would play with me.

A lack of matches on Tinder screams loudly that I’m not a looker.

seriously?

no. I’m pretty skinny and pale, I have mousey hair which I dye too often so it’s damaged, too many peircings (most not used, so I have holes) and bad skin, and I’ve decided I don’t like the colour of my teeth.

Recent survey showed women rated 80% of men as below average.

Until they saw the size of their wallets?

I am a solid 6.5.

Mmm willy waving thread ….

Looks aren’t everything…

Oh. I wouldn’t speak.

i’d **** me

No, not really. I don’t make much of an effort nowadays either. I used to, and sometimes Mrs Yak reminds me about the 6pack and skinny shirts I had when we met years ago. Alas those are long gone. Well there’s a 6pack in the kitchen…

Edit – that’s not to say i’m not happy in myself though. The older me is just fine. Well nearly fine if it wasn’t for all the injuries that come with age.

Interesting thread…
I think i’m Pretty attractive in face and body – myself and the wife were chatting and we BOTH reckon we’ve become more attractive over the past 10 years – I’m more ‘toned’ with a manlier face.
I can’t deny that..if I shave my beard off NOW (aged 34 3/4) i look like a child. 10 years ago (with no beard) must have been weird…!!!

Insight into our own views eh!

DrP

i’d **** me

You could do with some lotion…

Nowadays I look like a collection of burst footballs

As long as I keep myself in shape I seem to fall into the ugly handsome category. Being tall helps, really helps, a lot.

Distinctly average in the looks department, I reckon.

And short.

Surely this thread needs pics… 😆

Laughs at man in 30s (DrP) wondering if he’s attractive! Wait til the jawline starts going south… 🙁 I reckon I was pretty gorge in my 30s. Now look like a month old souffle with piles (©Vic Reeves)

no. I’m pretty skinny and pale, I have mousey hair which I dye too often so it’s damaged, too many peircings (most not used, so I have holes) and bad skin, and I’ve decided I don’t like the colour of my teeth.

How you doin’? 8)

I’m alright from the shoulders down 😀

I look like Casper the Friendly Ghost crossed with Robocop without the helmet and Moby, but with a beard.

Typing no would’ve been quicker

[waves at Jamie]

hello lovely, slacking off at work, no motivation today.

I am a solid 6.5.

Mmm willy waving thread ….

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6.5 may be longer than average but I wouldn’t go waving it around.

I used to be a fox, although sadly did not realise it at the time.

Now ,I could do with some work.

I’ve got the triple – tall, dark, handsome. Unfortunately it’s my personality that lets me down.

If you saw me you’d want to give me 1

Just back from Greggs where I’m a solid 9.

Out of 10 ? I’lld give myself what 4

I have short legs and arms and a huge head. It’s a miracle anyone ever wanted to marry me.

I do have a thick head of hair which puts me ahead of a lot of other guys though “provocatively runs hand through hair while smirking at baldies” 😆

B&M – are you sure it was your reflection as I’ve seen some of the people who shop there, sells a lot of banjo strings.

In my head I still look like I did when I was 25. I saw a reflection of myself the other day 🙁

I don’t know whether I am attractive, but I know I’ve been a lot happier since I took a conscious decision in my late 20s to believe that I am.

🙂

Oh lord no, I don’t come from a long line of ‘lookers’ but a bust nose, jaw and cheek didn’t help.

I’ve got a stigmatisum in one eye so unless I’m wearing my glasses (which I rarely do) one eye looks bigger than the other because I’m slightly squinting with it – think Clint Eastwood in a old western, but only one eye.

I’ve got a scar on my cheek, upper lip, down the side of my nose and between my eyes.

But, fuggit, I managed to pull at least one decent women and married her so I’m set ha ha.