If the Daily Mash did this…
Countryside in not just for bikers shocker.
A mountain biker was shocked and angered today to find out that people actually live and work in the places he uses for recreation.
Ritchey Salsa was out for a ride on his five grand MTB when he discovered that someone, maybe a bastard farmer, had filled in his favourite potholes.
A purple faced Mr Salsa who lives and works in London stamped his little feet and bits of spittle flew out his mouth as he told us “this is a f*cking travesty. I ride here regularly, at least once every five years and now it’s different from the last time!”
He continued, “Landowners have a responsibility to maintain tracks in exactly the same condition as I first found them.”
The farmer whose land the track is on was unavailable for comment being far to busy f*cking up other tracks for visiting mountain bikers.