While I respect what the Sport does, I think it’s more comedy than real headline writing. Too easy if you’re just making the story up rather than creating something to fit a real-life event.
That could not look more like a Sovietwomble video. “Right lads, we’re going to sneak up on the enemy base, I need some of you to go around the flank and… no, what… what are you doing?”
Being as the thread topic was about headlines , ya know the attention grabbing often misleading part and not the article , why would he have. I suggest going back an reaquainting yourself with the thread headline.
There is the every so slightly racist private eye headline from a long while back when the Japanese emperor was visiting the UK ( He was ruler during WW2 and thus responsible for the burma railway the =killing of many captured commonwealth soldiers)
When i was working as a journalist I once got a ‘lead’ (wait for it…).
In the previous day’s lost and found there was a notice about an escaped dog.
Then a little further on, a notice that someone had found a dog. A slow news day story waiting to be written. So I took a photographer (those were the days) out to do a couple of interviews and photos of the dog.
I submitted the story with the header “Lost and Found Hound.”
… the ‘story’ ran, but with some lame header about the dog saying sorry! That year I came runner up in a journalism prize. I swear I would have won if that had been printed as submitted. 😛 Gutted.