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... make it happen. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:15 pm
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Blind welder's bench.

Robber's dog.

Half a pound of badly wrapped mince.

Hatful of monkey's bums.


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:16 pm
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Bent Crisp?


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:17 pm
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Melted kettle


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:21 pm
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Doesn't quite follow on from your thread title, but the same principal, I always liked...

You're so ugly it looks like your face was on fire and they put it out with a spade


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:22 pm
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Dropped pie.


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:22 pm
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Ghandi's Sandal.


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:22 pm
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...bulldog chewing a wasp.


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:23 pm
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bag of mashed up a*seholes

(Thanks to Mr. Warner for that)


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:25 pm
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Crushed bucket.
Stuntman's knee.
Sack of spanners.
Melted welly.
Greiving pug.
...like you've been bobbing for chips.


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:25 pm
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There's a thread close to this one which has the title "Slapped Arse"...

That needs to be below this one in the list of threads and someone needs to take a screenshot of it.


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:27 pm
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achoo.


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:27 pm
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hilariously when I first saw this thread, it was sitting directly above the one called 'slapped arse' on the other forum ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:28 pm
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Great minds think alike...


 
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...bulldog licking pish off a nettle


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:30 pm
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It's skelped arse - and is this not a bit confrontational for the man who only yesterday was wondering why humans needed to wage war?


 
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Failed moon landing

Fatal Bellyflop

Leaking wastepipe


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:31 pm
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I was just about to take a screenshot and post the same thing ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:34 pm
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Bag of smashed crabs...


 
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Burst pasty


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:39 pm
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haunted cave


 
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Slapped arse
Bulldog eating a wasp


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:42 pm
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my mum?


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 3:50 pm
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bump


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 4:08 pm
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[s]a[/s] hora


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 4:09 pm
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...it's been hit with a burning shovel.


 
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[IMG] [/IMG]


 
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Iphone5 case?


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 4:10 pm
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Well skelped arse


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 4:14 pm
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And it is so...
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Cheers,
Jamie


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 4:17 pm
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Excellent work. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 4:20 pm
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Just worked for me too ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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[img] [/img]


 
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Plasterers radio.


 
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Collapsed Lung?


 
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face like a melted welly


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 4:22 pm
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... Lizards (rhymes with stunt)
Sorry


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 4:25 pm
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Hora?


 
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An Indian fuse box.

If I had a dog that looked you I'd shave it's arse & make it walk backwards.


 
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badly packed kebab


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 4:45 pm
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I'm not the first but it made me smile:
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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/33251520@N07/9616685400/ ]Forum thread titles...[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/33251520@N07/ ]eddkh[/url], on Flickr


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 4:53 pm
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it's trying to line the 'your mother says' one up with it that's tricky.


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 4:57 pm
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....Badger's arse!


 
Posted : 28/08/2013 5:00 pm
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Crumpled bus ticket


 
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Germans wallet


 
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