Got bored on page 3 - But surely the best way to look like a bell end is to assume people look like bell ends because they basically don't look like you.
People in glass houses.....
[i]I regularly wear combats and DPM.[/i]How do you wear a Damp Proof Membrane?
Dunno quite why, but am crying with laughter at that. Thank you.
The man on platform 16a at Leeds station at 7.20 this morning. Suited and booted, talking on his mobile. Holding it at chest height and on speakerphone, like they do on 'The Aprentice'.
Then IMO, I also think you are taking the thread a little to seriously.
Never a truer word is spoken than in jest though. I'm sure some people aren't taking it too seriously but there generally seems to be an awful lot of pent up rage on this forum.
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^^^ Top tip? Move location, it would seem! 🙂
You are right Grum, but it entertains the rest of us though! 😉
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Aaaand we have a winner
That's quality
call a meeting, tell your senior staff they have to attend because it's CRITICALLY important, then spend the entire hour dicking about with your new laptop.
or, arrange a series of meeting to arrange a national procurement standard for a product that everyone already has apart from you (ie trying to get everyone in the country to do your tendering work for you). Arrange the last meeting in INVERF***INGNESS then whinge because no-one turns up
Anything anybody who's posted to this thread wears. There is no irony in that statement.
I'm not ashamed to be a bell end.
Given some time alone I frequently embrace it.
Does it matter if someone you think is a bell end, thinks you're a bell end?
dickies blue boilersuits and wellies
In Ely it's John Deere overalls but they are generally sound folk despite the limp or extra toes/digits.
act like Nigel Farage over the last few weeks
Comedy ties..........oh dear lord
trousers too short
F1/motorsport merchandise clothing
rudeness, ill manners
change fashion with the season in Milano, or Northern quarter
Houns - Member
Anyone over the age of 20 wearing a band t shirtAnyone wearing jeans and a t shirt
Well, I'm stuffed then! Currently wearing Howies Crash-test Dummy jeans, an [i]And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead[/i] tee shirt, and Meindle Silver Fox desert combat boots.
Oh, and my RayBan Lennons, with photoreactive prescription lenses, to top off the look.
I feel so gutted I don't measure up to the exacting standards of others on here, but at my age, I really couldn't give a shit.
And I've been buying my own clothes since I got my first pay packet, back around 1969. So there! 😛
I laugh at myself and am happy if others do too. 😀
c_g Queen of Self-Deprecation.
“Hello, Halberstam," Owen says, walking by.
Hello, Owen," I say, admiring the way he's styled and slicked back his hair, with a part so even and sharp it... devastates me and I make a mental note to ask him where he purchases his hair-care products, which kind of mousse he uses, my final guesses after mulling over the possibilities being Ten-X.”
? Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho
Yunki, top quote & great film - reminding me now about the business card bit! 😀
I'll wear a (fitted) baseball cap until the day I die because I like them and have been wearing them since I was 12.
IAnd how old are you now ?
36...
i don't need any tips on looking like a bellend,i can do a great job on my own thanks 😆
Courtesy of previous employment I have the despicable joy of being fully kitted out in POC.
Pisspot&goggles?DH Pyjamas? Bellend aesthetics? Yes.
*twt*
Anyone over the age of 20 wearing a band t shirt
another who is stuffed then
rapidly approaching 50 and currently wearing a iron Maiden t-shirt from the last tour
was a Rammstein t-shirt yesterday and a Mr Scruff t-shirt in bed last night
Elasticated Jeans - on anybody.
Ugg boots - on 'men'
Anybody that says "Hashtag".
Wear what you want, apart from those saggy beanies.
Pedo bear and powered by fairy dust stickers on your Corsa/clio.
I do none of the above but I am a total Bell.
I wear camo stuff all the time
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I do refuse to wear DPM
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
And you do look a tit wearing it.
Correct..
Dpm is a name given to the type of camouflage the army used to wear. Now it's mtp. There's also digital and flecktarn to name two of the other types, all camouflage. Not dpm
Dpm is a name given to the type of camouflage the army used to wear. Now it's mtp. There's also digital and flecktarn to name two of the other types, all camouflage. Not dpm
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Just for you... 🙄
Not sure what you're getting at! I was only pointing out that all camouflage isn't necessarily DPM.
I'll go find my campuflage shirt, button it up to the top and tuck it into my shorts.....
