[Closed] You know you're old when

You start to enjoy Time Team

You shart yourself.

sorry what was the question........cup of tea anyone ?

When you contemplate spending more money on shampoo than you would on booze. It had caffeine in it plus makes your hair grow back.

You can remember when the town centre high street was full of independent retailers, and not just pound shops, charity shops, cash converters, and everything else boarded up.

I'm also the 2nd oldest person in my office of 30 people. I feel like a dinosaur

I wouldn't mind, but i'm only 37

Hmm, I'm second youngest in mine, and I'm 52.

When you make that distinct "aaah" grunt of pleasure when you sit in an armchair.

And then make the special grunt that indicates mild displeasure and a slight struggle, when you have to get out of said chair 😳

sicklilpuppy - Member
You can remember when the town centre high street was full of independent retailers, and not just pound shops, charity shops, cash converters, and everything else boarded up.

So last week then?

When you put that stick, the one you've just used to stir paint, aside, to use next time....

When the only only places open on a Sunday were churches and pubs... except...

When, in order to continue drinking, you had to leave the pub at 3'ish on a Sunday and go in search of a local cricket club...

When a night on the town - pubs, club, kebab, taxi home came in at around a tenner!

2 pence was all you needed to use a phone box and, phone boxes were all red....

When you see blokes wearing the latest fashions and you think 'they look complete tits'
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When your wife suggests you try on a pair of Craghoppers shorts with an elasticated waist, you do so to humour her then think "wow, comfy" and buy three pairs. I think I crossed a line this weekend.

Someone in a night club thinks you are CID

and

Someone asks to take your picture (again in a nightclub) because you look like their mates dad

..you remember Noel Edmonds without eye liner.

..you can say that you once had a handle on C.B. radio called 'mighty Mouse'

..its possible for someone in the next room to hear your knee's creaking if you bend down to tie a shoe lace. 😯

..you cut your own hair.

..you don't even bother checking it with a 2nd mirror to see if it's acceptable.

..you start to wear odd socks and know it's a risk if your trousers ride up a little, but risk it anyway.

..it progresses and you start to ride the bike wearing odd socks with shorts and don't give a phek.

..you ride your old bmx like your dad did when he tried it for the first time.

When you *scuttle off to inform the bf about 10% discount for cupids couch*

Bf then informs you that there's no point. ...."you'll never get your knees in that bent position!" 😯

If I were you , I'd be PLEASED with nose/ear hair!!! 😉

..you can say that you once had a handle on C.B. radio called 'mighty Mouse'

..you start to wear odd socks and know it's a risk if your trousers ride up a little, but risk it anyway.

You remember when Google Street View was nothing but fields.

Breakonefourforamagicrat.. over.

stewartc FTW.

You remember when the 2 choices were IBM or Mackintosh and floppy discs were floppy.

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when you can't embed videos 😈

when you can remember all these

bah, i give up

When it's either a sh@g OR a ride on a Sunday morning. Because if you try to do both, the effort expended on one has a negative effect on the quality/duration of the other

When you

only ever wear M&S Cotton Rich sports socks in black