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There was only 3 tv channels and stll nothing to watch, you could play football in your street as there was only ever 5 cars parked, cotter pins held your cranks on


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 10:56 pm
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When you've spent two days in Marrakech and no-one has offered you combustibles.


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:03 pm
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There was only [s]3[/s]2 tv channels and stll nothing to watch, you could play football in your street as there was only ever [s]5[/s]2 cars parked, cotter pins held your cranks on

FTFY


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:05 pm
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I'm 30 in 11 years...Does that help?


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:06 pm
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Not really emsz ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:10 pm
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Ooh.. I got ID'd 2 weeks ago! ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:13 pm
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LOL, I'm sort of looking forward to it though, beng a bit older, people take you more seriously, looking forward to house, car, cat; all that shit.

Then I can have a mid life crisis and shag Yeti!! LOL


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:13 pm
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*spat all over computer screen*

When should I put this in my diary?


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:17 pm
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a decade or so. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:25 pm
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I'll pencil you in.

You are aware that the average age for a midlife crisis is now 20, right?

๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:27 pm
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really? I hadn't heard that. May then?


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:28 pm
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I'll get back to you, might have to juggle a couple of commitments...

*wonders if Mr82 will be available to do some ironing in May*


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:32 pm
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Mr82?


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:38 pm
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Emma82's fella... he likes ironing apparently.


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:39 pm
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Ah, right. stimulating as this is, I'm going to bed. nighty night.


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:43 pm
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... you notice time is passing so quickly and with one blink that's one decade gone ... ๐Ÿ˜

Occasionally you recall your childhood ...


 
Posted : 20/02/2011 11:43 pm
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...you don't have to worry about avoiding temptation...it has a habit of avoiding you!


 
Posted : 21/02/2011 12:10 am
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Thank god I went to bed when I did, no way I want to get sucked into the sordid midlife crisis underworld that yeti exists in. Seeing as mine was 8 yrs ago if what you are saying is right yeti, does that mean I have to sleep with you retrospectively? ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 21/02/2011 8:32 am
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Hmm, 8:15 the day after the day after. Still have hangover. Feel very old now


 
Posted : 21/02/2011 9:24 am
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...does that mean I have to sleep with you retrospectively?

If getting some ink and sleeping with me is the new benchmark of mid-life crisis then so be it.

I'll even throw in a free 'I slept with TSY!' tattoo... 8)


 
Posted : 21/02/2011 9:58 am
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How could a girl say no, pencil me in after Emsz, Ill have pink ink plz for me tat ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 21/02/2011 1:57 pm
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I'm 30 in 11 years...Does that help?

Oh - yes it does. Thank you emsz.

*lights cigarette*


 
Posted : 21/02/2011 2:06 pm
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when your teeth fall out and your senses fade and your bowel and bladder are no longer under your control..

god I hate being in my 30s


 
Posted : 21/02/2011 2:10 pm
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I'm 42 and I am [i]far[/i] from the answer to life, the universe and everything.


 
Posted : 21/02/2011 2:12 pm
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I'll even throw in a free 'I slept with TSY!' tattoo...

Oi oi saveloy. I didn't get one of those, just a crummy badge with a pin that broke ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 21/02/2011 2:34 pm
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No tv to luxury b&w tv. 1st colour one bought in our 20s ๐Ÿ™„

Bikes = handme downs, make your own bitsa, single speed, 3spd, 7spd, 8spd and now 9spd.
Bikes made by Royal Enfield, BSA ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 21/02/2011 2:50 pm
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