You go to the office loo and the bowl is still blue with Toilet Duck and the water is cloudy with Vim.
Bring it on!
I've already brought it on and the bowl now reminds me of Munch's The Scream. Tis a good day indeed.
Conversely, you go into the loo, monday morning, just in time to see a 20 stone scaffolder coming out, but you don't see what trap it was. You take your chances, sit down, and the seat is warm....
Gaaaaahhhhh!
^ Shithouse Roulette.
^Toilet paper on the seat is the answer...better off not knowing...
...you make it past half ten and you've still not eaten lunch.
Yep, that's how high I get to aim.
Conversely, you go into the loo, monday morning, just in time to see a 20 stone scaffolder coming out, but you don’t see what trap it was. You take your chances, sit down, and the seat is warm….
And you're working from home.
Edit - renovating the house for clarity!
First bike commute for a while, ran out of excuses to myself to not bother. (I've a load if anyone wants to borrow).
An absolutely glorious day, tailwind for the way home later and I stopped to take some photo's of a corn field that's a much red poppies as it is wheat.
Obvs not as good as your shitting stores, but set me up a treat for the day to come.
I'm collecting a big bag of meat shortly
Yes indeed
both tyres are still holding air for the commute into work after a "glass-fest" commute home
both tyres are still holding air for the commute into work after a “glass-fest” commute home
Both tyres are still holding air after converting to tubeless, with non tubeless compatible tyres
I am still alive
bowl is still blue with Toilet Duck and the water is cloudy with Vim.
Not good if you get Neptune’s kiss!
Not good if you get Neptune’s kiss!
Blue Rinse?
Used to be a good day if you got a hand held that could tab back out to Windows and play solitaire on, passed the time. New ones have everything fun removed so may need to invest in a Steam Deck. I reckon a round of FTL would pass a well earned Monday Morning Dump.
Not good if you get Neptune’s kiss!
You mean a witches kiss?
Not good if you get Neptune’s kiss!
People pay good money for that kind of treatment
This thread is not good to read, while eating a double chocolate muffin for breakfast.
Not had one for ages but I always found the ghost poo to be very satisfying. Nothing to wipe away and it’s snuck out of sight around the u bend. You know it happened but the only evidence is the flush and hand washing.
Used to be a good day if you got a hand held
Agreed.