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 emsz
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It says here on this note I've been handed that my type is Blonde maths genius with a heavy line in sarcasm and killer chinese burns.

good to know.


 
Posted : 08/02/2018 8:26 pm
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Somewhere to park the bike is essential.


 
Posted : 08/02/2018 10:00 pm
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If you look back at people you’ve dated/fancied there are themes I guess but I think most men’s type is ‘not repulsed by you’, pretty much

My current girlfriend is not ‘my type’ at all but is wonderful.

Whereas as women seemingly would reject someone they were otherwise madly into because their eyebrows weren’t bushy enough, or something. BTW as an aside do any women still post on this forum?!


 
Posted : 08/02/2018 10:06 pm
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It says here on this note I’ve been handed that my type is Blonde maths genius with a heavy line in sarcasm and killer chinese burns

I don’t suppose your in Edinburgh today and can excuse a slight flaw in the maths department? 😉


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 12:56 am
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BTW as an aside do any women still post on this forum?!

You missed the sneaky return of emsz, just two posts above, then? 🙂


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 1:07 am
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[b]Kryton57[/b] wrote:

It says here on this note I’ve been handed that my type is Blonde maths genius with a heavy line in sarcasm and killer chinese burns

I don’t suppose your in Edinburgh today and can excuse a slight flaw in the maths department?

😆 - unfortunately emsz missed off the most important bit of information about what her type is - and I'm afraid you're definitely not it!


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 1:39 am
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g6kwUBrRjaM


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 5:02 am
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Do I have a type?  Most definitely!!

Must be brunette (only gone out with one blonde and that was a disaster!!)

Girl-next-door type

Must be reasonably outdoorsy

Not fat

Non smoker

Must be independent, can't stand a clingy woman

Oh and this:

….but one thing I cannot stand is a shit personality.  If I sat across a table of anyone and can’t gel with their personality I would be out of there.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 5:33 am
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Any type that would have me.
& Louises' obvs.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 8:34 am
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Dirtier than the last one


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 8:38 am
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😆 – unfortunately emsz missed off the most important bit of information about what her type is – and I’m afraid you’re definitely not it!

Kryton likes a challenge 🙂

Success would put him in an elite group of sales professionals, the type that sell snow to Eskimos.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 8:50 am
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I recently decided that Rachel Riley is my type of girl!


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 9:26 am
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*sigh* still not learned the art of civilised debate then I take it?
Oh the irony and sarcasm still passes you by. I thought you realised i was not the turn the other cheek sort of person to insults.
To explain further, I’m referring to people who think that’s interesting enough to put on a dating profile.

1. It asked me- should i lie? 2. if i dont i could end up next to you and imagine how awful we would both find that 😉 Some people are so judgemental they would not date a vegan so we have to tell you and then its our fault for telling you. Its not the most logical argument i will ever read.
I know plenty of normal vegans
the inference being some vegans are not normal. Please dont pretend that insults are not in your posts .
that don’t advertise the fact
tired old cliche is tired
Maybe I should have capitalsed ‘vegan’ to be clearer.
I have no IDEA what that would MEAN so NO dont do that- did my capitalisation help you understand more?

FWIW I did have females, with whom I clearly had nothing in common but diet,contact me and I did find that weird. Some vegans do just want to date a vegan just like some meat eaters would not date a vegan or even a veggie. Apparently folk want to date folk who share the same attitudes as them.


 
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Posted : 09/02/2018 11:07 am
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the inference being some vegans are not normal.

That's surely true, just by dint of them being people.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 11:27 am
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Rockape63...

A man of exquisite taste ..but alas yours and a few hundred thousand other blokes type of girl ..


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 12:33 pm
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That’s surely true, just by dint of them being people
Fair point but the fact they said they are vegan is not the sign that they are one of the non normal ones anymore than someone saying they eat meat lets me know they are one of the meat eaters who are not normal.

It never fails to surprise me how much people care what i eat and yet still we are the preachy judgemental ones. Personally I only care what i eat your diet is your choice.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 12:42 pm
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I thought you were taken anyway, junkyard...?


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 1:01 pm
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I am by a vegan who would only date other vegans 😉 [ but true and also the first vegan i have dated FWIW]

TBH meat eaters dont need to worry about "extremist" vegans as they dont want to date you either and would be repulsed by your diet and lack of moral fortitude. I guess them saying it just saves everyone some time for me it was just a question I answered. Its obvs true that the more extreme end of either diet are not going to get on but i dont pick dates or friends based on diets - only being a full on RW [UKIP and beyond] is a no no for this snowflake.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 1:11 pm
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Well, you can swipe left on squirrelking and move on then yeah?

[i]moral fortitude[/i]

Arf.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 1:20 pm
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*strikes JY off the list, with a heavy heart, due to being unable to share a large doner kebab on the way back from the pub*


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 1:28 pm
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*strikes JY off the list, with a heavy heart, due to being unable to share a large doner kebab on the way back from the pub*

Be not thou too hasty BinBins.

Just ask for loads of salad and romance may still yet blossom.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 1:31 pm
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Well, I have my preferences but I'd ride a 29er hard tail if it was what's available.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 1:36 pm
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you can swipe left on squirrelking and move on then yeah?
He was the one who said he would not date someone whose profile said vegan so they would be the one swiping.
moral fortitude- it was said tongue in cheek to be clear

Bin bins its salad at one end meat at the other and we end up like lady and the tramp.... i think we know which of us is the lady and which of us is the tramp


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 1:47 pm
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 think we know which of us is the lady

The one with the pony tail?

 and  which of us is the tramp

The one who lives in a bin?


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 1:50 pm
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<span style="color: #444444; font-size: 16px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">“Are you supposed to have a hard-wired preference?”</span>

I was take a guess at no, seeing as our primeval directive is to procreate / survival of the fittest.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 2:14 pm
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after a night on the lash, nothing but nothing beats chips....(you can keep the donor, although I might steal your chille sauce)

I think we are hard weird for a type, I found myself staring at a girl on the bus the other week, she was really pretty (huge rack, don't hate me, i mean, the eye goes there, right?) and I was thinking exactly the same thing, how come out of all the people I thought she was good looking, and it must be some internal thing.

humans are weird, oh, And I'd swipe on a vegan...how are you supposed to enjoy an egg sarnie the morning after?!?


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 2:46 pm
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Never heard it called that before.


 
Posted : 09/02/2018 2:57 pm
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think we are hard weird for a type,

So much to work with... 🙂

I’d swipe on a vegan…

Must be young folk lingo. Sounds rude...


 
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