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Right, popped into Lidl today, as I get thru the food there’s a display of mince pies, stollen, gluvien, it’s September I’m on my summer break ffs!!! Pity families with young kids it goes on for far toooo long


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 7:58 pm
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Threads complaining about Xmas seem to start earlier and earlier each year.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:06 pm
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Quite late this year I'd say Scotroutes but at last we have one.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:09 pm
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I've had 3 mince pies this week.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:09 pm
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They're available all year around.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:11 pm
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I feel sorry for all the people in non-Christian countries..

they miss out on all the threads complaining about how it’s all started too early this year..


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:13 pm
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Admittedly I sae Xmas cards last year in July, but still it goes on for far too long even if you enjoy the day


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:18 pm
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They’re available all year around.

Wow! Thank you so much!


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:30 pm
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Ohhh.. does that mean we can expect offers on Whiskey?

Time to stock up 👍👏


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:30 pm
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There's 2 things that are acceptable for early christmas stuff. 1, cards, because people might want to post them a long way. And 2, the food. Not the manky stuff like sprouts but even I can't get furious at the sight of pigs in blankets


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:34 pm
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I was quite surprised to see mince pies in co-op yesterday. More so that they would be past their sell by date almost 2 months before Christmas


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:42 pm
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Wow! Thank you so much!

It's a pleasure.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:53 pm
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You think you’ve got problems?

Find a graphic designer with any retail clients and ask them when their Christmas nightmare begins.

After they’ve stopped sobbing uncontrollably and shaking with anger they’ll tell you...

JUNE!!!! *ING JUNE!!!!!! I’m sick of the *ing sight of it already and it’s only ****ing September!!!!!

Months already of this shit!


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 8:59 pm
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Ah yes, mince pies with a best before date of 31st October, priceless


 
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I can’t get furious at the sight of pigs in blankets


 
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Stocked up on mince pies yesterday (nomnomnom) after my usual winter overdose and subsequent spring/summer ‘cold turkey’.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:00 pm
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97 more sleeps!


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:02 pm
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Quite late this year I’d say Scotroutes but at last we have one.

Time to set up a rota for the next few years?


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:02 pm
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and subsequent spring/summer ‘cold turkey’.

Bloody hell how big was your Turkey last year?


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:07 pm
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Food retail seasonal teams start on winter recipes in February, the big retailers do a seasonal presentation to the national press in June/July

November is where you work on salads and BBQ


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:09 pm
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display of mince pies

Those bastards at Aldi had better not already have the ones in the greenish box, with marzipan in - I've got several kilos to shed before (the holiday period that dare not speak its name)


 
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I feel sorry for all the people in non-Christian countries..

they miss out on all the threads complaining about how it’s all started too early this year..

You can’t escape it going non-Christian, they have massive Christmas celebrations in Bahrain and other parts of the Middle East, a bit like our / the USs approach, hard core consumerism. Jesus after-all is an important prophet in the Muslim faith.

They also celebrate Christmas in Japan, I’m told the traditional Japanese Xmas dinner is KFC, you have to book weeks in advance.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:22 pm
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As for retailers, this is only first Xmas. It runs from the end of ‘back to school’ till mid-Oct when they throw out all the Halloween stuff, Proper Xmas starts Nov 1st.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:23 pm
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They also celebrate Christmas in Japan, I’m told the traditional Japanese Xmas dinner is KFC, you have to book weeks in advance.

I think you missed the joke.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:25 pm
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Brilliant! I love Christmas!!


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:37 pm
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This means creme eggs will be on sale soon 😀


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:44 pm
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When is it this year?


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:49 pm
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3/10

no swearing or capital letters.ffs.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 9:56 pm
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Woohoo!  It's stollen season!

Lidl mini stollen mmmmmmm..


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 10:02 pm
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The buyers for one of my main customers start Christmas purchases and R&D in ****ing January. They all look broken by mid feb.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 10:55 pm
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It's just what's left of last years stock getting punted before the BBE date approaches.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 11:06 pm
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I'm outraged, let's ban Christmas..

Honestly if I didn't have kids I wouldn't bother.


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 11:26 pm
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Happy Christmas 2067 everyone!

And all the best for 2068!

(hope this is not too late)


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 11:40 pm
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Great news for insomniacs.

Only fourteen sleeps till Christmas


 
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“thru”

what the eff?...


 
Posted : 18/09/2018 11:55 pm
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Ohhh.. does that mean we can expect offers on Whiskey?

Time to stock up

Not yet, I was checking in Morrisons on Sunday while being the donkey for the monthly shop. No sign of their own brand Kentucky Bourbon, sadly. My g/f did ask me to compile a list of favourite single malts for her to select something for me for Christmas, though, as she has no idea.

I spotted the Welsh one, Pen- something or other, not sure how good it is, though.


 
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Posted : 19/09/2018 12:12 am
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#mincepiecount


 
Posted : 19/09/2018 4:00 am
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I was quite surprised to see mince pies in co-op yesterday. More so that they would be past their sell by date almost 2 months before Christmas

They'll be the ones that  didn't sell by January this year , sat in a store room dusted off and back on the shelf .


 
Posted : 19/09/2018 7:23 am
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What ingredients are in 8mth old mince pies then if they last that long 😳


 
Posted : 19/09/2018 7:30 am
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Time to get the apple pie/crumble filling going and top with mini-stollen crumbled through the food processor for a great crumble.


 
Posted : 19/09/2018 8:03 am
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What ingredients are in 8mth old mince pies then if they last that long

Isn't that the point of Mincemeat?  To preserve?


 
Posted : 19/09/2018 8:08 am
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But sugar and pastry absorb moisture over time 🤮


 
Posted : 19/09/2018 8:12 am
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100% agree with the OP.

Local pub (Fullers) was advertising for Xmas dinners 10 fing days ago!


 
Posted : 19/09/2018 8:55 am
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They (mince pies) won’t be 8 months old.

It works like this - they throw out all the snacks / chocs etc now “stock up for Xmas” Mince Pies can be frozen etc - but as moment consumers get that evening sugar cravings they’re eating Quality Street in September by the fist full. Oh dear, seems we’ll have to stock up again...


 
Posted : 19/09/2018 9:07 am
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