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Are you trying to bait Cougar?
If so, masterfully done.
Suggestions?
Round to funkmasterp's house to lob bricks at his windows? 8)
Chippenham.
That's what Tarquin was doing to the cars.
Actually, one silver lining is your car will be now be faster, OP.
What with it being chipped.
'It's only a bumper/bit of bodywork'.
This attitude is why lots of kids/people have no respect for other peoples property or belongings.
They were in a VW camper of all things.
If it was one of my kids doing it and had damaged someone else's property I would of offered to pay for the repair.
Round to funkmasterp's house to lob bricks at his windows?
That would be great. They're really old and could do with replacing. Does home insurance cover STW related vandalism. Wait there, I'll go check the policy 🙂
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Cougar is not going to be happy
This attitude is why lots of kids/people have no respect for other peoples property or belongings.
I definitely respect other people's property, just not my own
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This has gotten to be a common problem.
If Cougar was here he would of gotten it sorted.
[quote=renton ]They were in a VW camper of all things.
Hang on, what's their login?
'It's only a bumper/bit of bodywork'.
I think some beta males think/say this as it's easier to turn the other cheek, than to confront the hooded thugs doing such vandalism.
In IT and didn't think to video with the little tyke. For shame sir, for shame. Besides video evidence will help when they drag you away for having administered a sound thrashing to Tarquin.
Go to the corner shop and buy a loaf of out of date sliced white bread.
Sometme later tonight frisbee the slices onto the roof on van.
At about 0545 tomorrow moring 37 angry seagulls will be creating the mother of all alarm clocks for Tarquin , Jemima and Rupert.
Wait till it gets dark. Stuff a potato in their exhaust (sweet potatoes work well). They'll maybe get a few miles down the road before the car conks out. A totally unobvious problem that will cause them a ball ache but no lasting damage. The only downside is you wont get to see it.
Wait till it gets dark. Stuff a potato in their exhaust (sweet potatoes work well). They'll maybe get a few miles down the road before the car conks out. A totally unobvious problem that will cause them a ball ache but no lasting damage. The only downside is you wont get to see it.
Y'know Beverly Hills Cop wasn't a documentary, right?
Y'know Beverly Hills Cop wasn't a documentary, right?
They used bananas.. but you get a better seal with a potato..
Should of said.... We are home now and I've just give the car a good wash to see the full extent of the damage 🙁
Should [b]of [/b]said.... We are home now and I've just [b]give[/b] the car a good wash
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They used bananas.. but you get a better seal with a potato..
I can see this is not your first rodeo.
I'd have exacted an equal amount of revenge damage... or the bread on roof/tattie up the pipe.
you get a better seal with a potato..
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seal with a potato..
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Surreal derailment complete.
My work here is done.
Seal derailment complete.
My work here is done.
My work here is done.
No, it's just frost on my moustache.
Was the kid staying in a glass caravan? Because if not then as far as I can recall he's perfectly entitled to throw stones.
CFH > 😀
Ha I'm a fat techie mate. Nothing like a killing machine !!
And along I thought Renton was Col. John Matrix in disguise
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I always thought Tarquin was a girls name? ... learn something new everyday.
You should of marched straight over and dry bummed their Dog.
They were in a VW camper of all things.
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Should make a nice 'ping'...
