stgeorge - Member
WTF do you mean by 'actively' disliking a sport - do you protest against it outside stadiums, local parks and the like?[b]I wonder how some people would think about actively disliking cycling [/b]
Hang on, have you tried cycling in any form of remotely built up area?
Last night i got 'You look like a knob,' followed by 'your an f-ing c u next tuesday being on the road,' screamed out the window of a car that passed me as I toiled up a hill (no cyclepaths were available).
For the love of god don't take the poor little fella to Old Trafford.
I was there a few weeks ago when they were winning 4-0 and the atmosphere was so utterly flat I couldn't believe it.
An absolute borefest of a ground filled with people who look like they have been forced to be there through some kind of community service order.
Take him to his local club, there is no reason to go anywhere else.
I've worked in and around football at all levels for over 20 years, and see at least a dozen games a month. Based purely on the language alone I will not take my kids to a game. But thats just me, I have a thing about bad language infront of kids, but also when grown men are spitting fury and venom at God knows what, I just find it all too much.
I'm not the biggest football fan but have been to St. James about a dozen or so times with my dad (an avid supporter), like others have said the atmosphere is electric, even on the walk to the stadium with thousands of fans in their black and white you'll feel the atmosphere, it really is a cracking experience.
As for the language, yes you'll hear some but the more 'passionate' supporters are in he same stand (sorry not sure what that one is called), when I took my dad I always tried to get seats near the front around the half way line and had a decent view of the game (been up in the gods once and it wasn't too bad but I wouldn't recommend it).
Remember to prepare for 2 hours in the cold though so wrap up for it.
Remember to prepare for 2 hours in the cold though so wrap up for it.
2 t shirts should do it 😉
East Stand any row is good, my pic on the last page was the back row where my parents have their season tickets.
the best bit about the language in Newcastle is it's hard to work out what they are saying dear chap 🙂
Also every UEFA cup game to the 1/4's under Sir Bobby was an absolute pleasure to be at even in the pissing game. Alan banging in goals and playing like the team they should have been. Had the pleasure to take my folks to the last one of them in Sir Bobby's last season by the sounds of it under Rafa it's getting back to that.
If you take him to a Newcastle match bring his boots as he may well get a game !
Being bored shitless by the constant media saturation to the detriment of almost every other sport; its propensity for attracting Stella-fuelled knuckle-draggers; the fact that it's "just" a sport where a bunch of folk kick a ball around for 90 minutes and yet is treated like a religion; the conversations that go "what team do you support?" - "oh, I don't follow football" - *talks at you about football for the next ten minutes*; the people who go to the pub in full match strip and refer to the team as "we" like they were in midfield that afternoon when they haven't kicked a ball in 20 years; the ability for fans to go on and on about the smallest detail post-game about stats and transfers; how every fan knows better than the professional referees and international-grade coaches; and the fervent defensiveness of fans to go "why do you dislike it" when you dare to proffer such an opinion.
you forgot the bit about cyclists being super-keen to point out that they hate football, cyclists referring to football as 'wendyball', cyclists sharing shite memes on facebook comparing injured cyclists (hard) and injured footballers (pansies), cyclists conveniently liking rugby because the men are tougher than pansy footballers......etc etc
Anyway, tickets for european matches are available to non-members on the MUFC website right now I believe. Take him to a Man United match if that's who he's into.
Toon my arse.
First took my son to Palace when he was 8. I was a bit worried about the swearing, but he soon stopped after I had a word with him. 😀
My colleagues had season tickets at Newcastle United in front of someone they called Mr Tourettes. He spends the entire 90 minutes of f-ing and blinding at everyone on the pitch (the away team, his team, the refs) it must be his weekly therapy by the sound of it. they regularly came out soaked with his spit. Lovely...
Then I went to a Chelsea game and:
a) Wondered why anyone not White, British, 'Cristian' and a member of the BNP would want to be there
b) Discovered who the 52% who voted for Brexit are.
I think I see your problem there.
Whatever you do, don't lump all football fans in with a group of half-wits who regard John Terry as a 'fackin ledge' innit!'
why not take him to a local non-league game, Blyth Spartans?
It will be cheaper, friendlier etc
What binners said.
why not take him to a local non-league game, Blyth Spartans?
It's the atmosphere of a big game, that non-league games (probably) won't deliver,that my boy liked,. (Maidstone United being a good exception as I can hear the fans from my house, a mile away)
There is something about walking through the stadium and when you first see the pitch that just gets me every time .
Same for me.
My team is Derby though and it looks like the Wally with the Brolly is back! 😕
The areas you will get tickets for at old Trafford will be full of other day tripping tourists, cockneys, Chinese, scandi's etc, not hooligans
This sums up old Trafford perfectly. The 10k or so scum bags with hooligan tendencies are mixed in amongst it all so there is little noticeable aggravation. It’s the away fans where you get concentrations of hardcore types (as dedication is required and tickets are much harder to get hold off).
why not take him to a local non-league game, Blyth Spartans?
We go to see our local non-league side Ramsbottom United and its good fun. yThe banter from the old codgers on the sidelines is pure comedy gold, and you can have a pie and peas, and a big mug of tea for a couple of quid at half time.
Now thats all very nice, but that feeling as you walk out onto the terraces at a ground like Old Trafford, St James's Park of Anfield, and take in the noise and the atmosphere....
I'll never forget the look on my daughters face when she experienced OT for the first time
We regularly take our 6 and 16 year old girls up to Sheffield Wednesday, and Mrs B is probably more of a fan than I (she played for Doncaster Belles and her father for Bolton). I don't think either of the girls are transfixed to the game, the youngest will usually end up on my phone with headphones on, gaming or watching YouTube. But both ask to come, as I think both love the overall experience of the crowd's, pre-match drink, and a half time pie etc. One of the least stressful family activities we do. Equally I take both the girls to see Warrington Wolves and again I think they just enjoy the time together, the journey, getting some snap as much as the game. Although both seem more engaged in the game when we are standing on the terraces at Rugby League. They hear some very choice language and opinions at both, but as parents it's our job to tell them what's right n wrong, so it's nothing I fret about.
What's worse than a football-bore?
An anti-football-bore, desperate to tell you how much they despise it.
I await the witty anti-anti-football-bore response 🙄 :lol:.
Being bored shitless by the constant media saturation to the detriment of almost every other sport; its propensity for attracting Stella-fuelled knuckle-draggers; the fact that it's "just" a sport where a bunch of folk kick a ball around for 90 minutes and yet is treated like a religion; the conversations that go "what team do you support?" - "oh, I don't follow football" - *talks at you about football for the next ten minutes*; the people who go to the pub in full match strip and refer to the team as "we" like they were in midfield that afternoon when they haven't kicked a ball in 20 years; the ability for fans to go on and on about the smallest detail post-game about stats and transfers; how every fan knows better than the professional referees and international-grade coaches; and the fervent defensiveness of fans to go "why do you dislike it" when you dare to proffer such an opinion.
Cougar, you are my sort of chap.
I've only ever been to a 'professional' football match when I've had to Police them - even that is a hateful experience. I'd rather set fire to £50 than pay for tickets.
OP - any chance you can steer him towards premiership rugby? I've been to a few matches recently and the little people there have a great time, without taking influence from players who consider it acceptable to fall over at the slightest touch and protest and question the referees every move. Football players are technically sportsmen, but you'll not see much sportsmanship there.
Christ! Here we *ing go. Heres an idea. Why don't all the people who don't like football just * off to a thread that isn't about football
Just a thought. It saves you coming across as a complete and utter bell end. Especially when you sniffily go on to say how Rugby is so much better. When 'better' just means 'more homo-erotic' for public schoolboys in denial about their sexuality
He doesn't want to watch rugby. He wants to watch football. Why? Because rugby is shit. His son recognises this at an early age. I'd be grateful for that, as it'll probably mean he'll end up spending less on grooming products and Hackett tops with 'popped' collars in later life
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If you used to watch BBC Casualty, then no way.
Went with my (then) 10 year old daughter and 3 nephews (7-13) to see Brentford a couple of years ago, it was fine. Bloody freezing, and we lost, but as a parent/uncle nothing that would stop me going again.
without taking influence from players who consider it acceptable to fall over at the slightest touch and protest and question the referees every move. Football players are technically sportsmen, but you'll not see much sportsmanship there.
I really don't see why people buy this shite, [url= https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodgate ]bloodgate, anyone[/url]
Any professional sport attracts cheating, but pretend away.
I took my sons to the Sco vs Lithuania game at Hampden on Saturday, their first international. They didn't see even a minute of action, as everyone in the crowd was standing. They refused to stand on the seats for the ironic reason that it would obscure the view of those behind us.
I think family enclosure is a must. If they don't have a family enclosure and you're not familier with the standing/sitting practices then don't go.
Scandal42 seriously??
What I find odd- a big man Utd match and the roads are full and gridlocked for hours before/after.
A big Rugby final etc = lots of coaches, lots of people on trams up to the grounds. Which makes you think are all the football crowds sober in those cars? And where are they coming from?
You're not very bright are you Hora?
"Where are they coming from?"
Well.... it's not difficult to work out. The clues are in the teams names....
Last rugby game at OT? Warrington v Wigan, wasn't it? So everyone will be coming from within a 15-20 mile radius. So jump on a train and have a few beers.
Look at the Premiership table and look where the away fans are coming from. Southampton, Bournmouth, Leiscester, Tottenham, Chelsea, Watford, Hull, Sunderland, Middlsborough. Plus, we all know that United fans are all from Surrey. Turn on 606 any Satrday evening and listen to the 'Designated Driver' section, where everyone gives shouts out to their sober mates who's turn it is to drive. It's not like you can drink while you're watching the match?
You've never actually been to a football match, have you?
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Not to worry. Just carry on making spurious, baseless 'observations' . This is the internet after all
On my list to go back to SJP, now that it's a big ground again and they're doing alright. It's my mum's home town and the first team I ever saw, in the 70's with my grandad. That was atmosphere, as kids me and my cousin would be passed down to the front and sit on the front barriers or running track and my grandad and uncle would come and find us afterwards.
Then we stopped going (as my grandad said - when I'm bad (geordie slang for ill) they never come to see me!). Then I went up there to university and used to go and see them in the late 80's, gazza and all, but it was only 28,000 by then. 27,773 of whom used to be in the Strawberry until 5 to 3.
We now regularly attend Reading FC games in the family section, can't say i've ever experienced any issues.
You poor sod (Reading being my home town team, I've had the misfortune of watching them for nearly 40 years, of which maybe 4 or 5 have been any fun)
Why not take the boy to one of the Autumn tests at Murrayfield? I know it's not football or the premiership, but i'm sure he'll love the atmosphere.
Its OK jonv, I only work 5 mins away so easy to park and we get to at least watch a cracking Keeper who I'd say is the only light in a very dull team. Although we've not been this season yet for various reasons.
Why not take the boy to one of the Autumn tests at Murrayfield? I know it's not football or the premiership, but i'm sure he'll love the atmosphere.
What is it with you lot? He wants to go and watch a Premiership football match. Because he loves football! Is that so difficult to get your head around?
Put yourself in his 7 year old shoes. You're obviously into your Rugby. God only knows why. So the 7 year old you says to your dad 'Daaaaaaaaaad........ Its the Autumn tests at Murrayfield. I really, really, really, really really, really really, really really, really really, really really, really really, really really, really really, really want to go. Canwe? can we? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? canwe? can we?.
[b]AWWWWWW DAD PLEEEEEEEEASSSE CAN WE?!!!!![/b]
Then he gets you tickets for United v Bournemouth at Bournemouth, bcause thats what he fancied, and... well... you'll love the atmosphere. Even though you hate football
How would you feel?
You'd think your dad was a ****! And you'd be right. Its not about you! Take him to the footy FFS! He'll love it! It doesn't have to be United. I've never been to the 2 tracksuits for a tenner stadium, but the atmosphere always looks ace! Which is probably just as well, as the football certainly doesn't! 😀
To be fair Binners, the rugby isn't a bad idea... on top of going to a football match. I think exposure to and watching professional sport at the highest level is something all kids should do.
A few years ago we managed an Autumn going to a handful of West Ham matches, prem Rugby, England football, NFL, a Benfica match in Lisbon, World Cup Cyclocross, Tour of Britain... Jnr loved it. Don't have quite enough time for all that any more.
Binners is spot on. Rugby? Jesus wept.
Binners makes a very, very valid point though. The lad [b][u]wants[/u][/b] to go to a football match!
I'm a Sunderland supporter of over 45 years and I would also recommend taking him to see Newcastle if they're your local team. Big stadium, decent football but always a good atmosphere.
If premiership footie is a must, then take him to Sunderland. Tickets are cheap and there's always a decent crowd - shame the football will be poor! Pick your game though, look for decent opposition.
The next home game is at the end of the month against Arsenal. Get tickets in the family section or the west stand (a bit more expensive therefore attract a different kind of supporter).
Of course on derby days it'll be those Welsh, etc city fans.
Apart from the season ticket holders where do they all come from? It's a tourist destination?...
Ducks (quack) 😉
The lad wants to go to a football match!
My lad "wants" to go to mars and be able to play chopsticks.
Its an important part of growing up to not get what you want, but also be encouraged in your dreams. So Ive burnt the piano and put a call out to Richard Branson. And if he ever wants to go to a footie match he'll have to take himself.
Its an important part of growing up to not get what you want,
Jeez. Lighten up. You do realise that it's okay to be nice to children occasionally? To make them happy?
My Son wants many things too. Some he gets, most he doesn't. However, if it was within my power to provide him with an experience he really, really wants; something he was passionate about, then I would do what I could to let him do it.
Surely taking a 7 year old to watch the rugby when what they actually want to do is watch a premiership footy match would warrant a call to social services? [url= http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/5756-shawn-russ-looks-back-21-years-in-case-of-divorcing-his-parents ]Or.....?[/url]
Could always take them to watch Celtic if the standard of football isnt important.
I wouldn't go and watch a game of rugby union because it's shit, so why would I inflict that on a child?
Lighten up.
Hmmm mm...
So I'm back!
We have been fortunate to go to quite a few autumn tests at Murrayfield as a colleague of my wife has a Scotland Season pass that he rarely uses. we live in the Borders where rugby is a big deal, he plays every Sunday and we watch most home games (BT premiership Scottish club rugby.
Technically our local club is Hearts or Hibs but I draw a line at that. I've been to matches at both and it was desperate
General consensus seems to be to go for our but use family enclosure and don't expect to be able to get tickets for OT, Newcastle being a more realistic option.
Thanks
Newcastle also have the best basketball side in the country, so go for a grand slam of sport.
http://www.newcastle-eagles.com/
My first football match was Wolves vs Southampton, aged about 7 IIRC
The overhwelming feeling of joy when it was over was quickly repleaced with the darkest despair when I realised it was only half time
